Cop:
Hey kid. Why do you wear sunglasses at night?
Vince Latello:
Because when you're cool, the sun shine on you 24 hours a day.
Detective Nulty:
What's your name, cowboy?
Bob Roberts:
Robert Roberts, Esquire to you, honky!
Latello:
My old man says, "Treat broads like dirt and they love ya."
Harlan:
Oh, yeah? So where's your old lady?
Latello:
My parents are divorced.
Vince Latello:
I just want to be home watching cartoons!
Sherman:
This plant has been extinct for sixty billion years!
Vince Latello:
Yeah? Well I ain't ever seen one before!
Vince Latello:
[gives the finger to another driver] Sit on this, buttplug!
Vince Latello:
Danger makes great sex.
Michael Harlan:
[at the school library counter] We need a book.
Sherman:
Oh, a car book?
Vince Latello:
[mockingly] A car book?
Michael Harlan:
No, a book on strange things.
Sherman:
Like Vince.
Vince Latello:
[grabs Sherman] Hey, syonara dicknose!
Sentry:
Saying something in Eqyption
Latello:
Yo, Sherman what he say
Sherman:
He's going to kick our ass复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
