The Griswalds win a vacation to Europe on a game show, and thus pack their bags for the continent. They do their best to catch the flavor of...更多>
Stewardess: Can I get you anything to drink? Clark Griswold: Honey? I guess I'll have a Coke. Stewardess: Do you want that in the can? Clark Griswold: No, I'll have it right here. [in Germany, Clark peers down at a village in the hills and tears come to his eyes] Clark Griswold: There it is, kids, my motherland. Rusty Griswold: Dad, Grandma is from Chicago. Clark Griswold: Shut up, Russ. [In England] Ellen Griswold: Clark, you're on the wrong side of the road. Clark Griswold: Yes I know, honey, I'm also on the wrong side of the car. Clark Griswold: Aw, there's Buckingham Palace, kids. That's where the Queen lives and works. Audrey Griswold: She works? What does she do, Dad? Clark Griswold: She queens... And she vacuums. Clark Griswold: [singing] Oh the hills are alive with the sound of Griswold/this shit's been around for a very long time. Ellen Griswold: Look back there! Clark Griswold: Yeah, it's a hooker... Ellen Griswold: Look who she's with! [Clark looks back, Rusty is with the hooker] Rusty Griswold: Who was it that said when in Rome do as the Romans do? Clark Griswold: That was Rome not Paris. This is Paris and you're drunk. [In England Rusty sees a man with a punk Mohawk haircut] Rusty Griswold: That's it! That's what I want my hair to look like dad! Clark Griswold: Oh Rusty you don't want to look like a rooster do you? Clark Griswold: There's the left bank, kids. Russ, I bet you can't guess what bank is on the right. Rusty Griswold: The Bank of America. [In Germany Clark is looking for their relatives house] Clark Griswold: What are we looking for? Audrey Griswold: Sex dad. Clark Griswold: That'll do Audrey. Rusty Griswold: Dad that's German for six. [Rusty and his California Girl join the rest of the family as they chase Ellen's kidnapper] Clark Griswold: Get in. Rusty Griswold: What Happened?
: Oh, not much. Mom's been kidnapped. Ellen Griswold: Clark, why don't we just forget the "Pig-in-a-Poke" itinerary, and just play it by ear, like normal people? Clark Griswold: Honey, we're not normal people. We're the Griswolds. [Repeated line] Audrey Griswold: I miss Jack! [From the dinner scene with Helga and Fritz. This line was not Translated and Subtitled] Fritz Spritz: Isn't that Herman's children? Helga Spritz: Herman never had kids. Clark Griswold: [Reapedly saying it while he can't turn left] Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament. Cafe Waiter: [to Clark in French] Go fuck yourself. Ellen Griswold: [Ellen opens door, seeing there is no bathroom] Clark, there's no bathroom. Clark Griswold: Honey, I'm sure Europeans go to the bathroom. [Clark opens door to his left to find another closet with a mattress inside] Clark Griswold: ... Maybe they don't. Rusty Griswold: [watching the romantic couple make out at the table] Dad he's grabbing her tits right there at the table! Clark Griswold: Just eat your breakfast, Russ. Rusty Griswold: [Rusty still watching the couple] ... Dad, I think he's gonna pork her. Clark Griswold: He's not gonna pork her, Russ. Rusty Griswold: I think he's gonna. Clark Griswold: He may pork her, finish your breakfast. Rusty Griswold: [comes in the room while Clark is brushing his teeth in a bowl] ... Hey, Dad, look. Bed pans! Hotel Manager: [speaking in a gibberish English dialect] [Clark tries to translate] Rusty Griswold: Dad, he's speaking English. Hotel Desk Clerk: [looking at the Griswolds passports with laughter] ... Typical American assholes. [last lines] Rusty Griswold: ...Yep, the Griswolds are back. Ellen Griswold: [dead silence as no-one is answering the final question] ... Clark! Kent Winkdale, host of 'Pig in a Poke': That's it. Clark... of Lewis and Clark. And the Griswold's are our grand prize winners! Audrey Griswold: [after seeing the large German sausage dish served by Helga] ... God, I miss Jack. Kent Winkdale, host of 'Pig in a Poke':
What are the pyramidal tracks?