Hi. My name is Russ, and I'm a Sagittarius. I enjoy surfing, candlelit dinners, and Tolstoi. Listen: you're a mature person and I'm a mature person, so why don't we just skip all the bullshit, get rid of our inhibitions, and DO what we really wanna DO?
Mark doesn't want you because you're mean and evil. He wants me because I am nice and sweet and pure so fuck off.