Bob Barber:
Ever faced another good guy before?
Rex O'Herlihan:
Nope.
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Me neither.
Rex O'Herlihan:
Kinda makes you wonder what'll happen.
Bob Barber:
I figure the good guy'll win, just like always.
Rex O'Herlihan:
Yeah, except we're both good guys.
Bob Barber:
Then I figure the most good good guy will win.
Rex O'Herlihan:
That's how I figure, too.
Bob Barber:
Yep.
Colonel Ticonderoga:
You missed! How could you miss?
Henchman:
Even with these scopes we have a target a hundred yards away, maybe more! We've never fired these guns before! There's a definite wind factor AND we have a problem with the sun!
Colonel Ticonderoga:
Just shoot him, okay?
Rex O'Herlihan:
You're not a good guy at all!
Bob Barber:
I'm a lawyer, you idiot!
Rex O'Herlihan:
Give me a tall glass of warm gin with a human hair in it.
Rex O'Herlihan:
This is You've gotta date and date and date and date and sometimes marry 'em even before... you know...
Peter:
Now, wait a minute. Are you tellin' me you've never...?
Rex O'Herlihan:
Never.
Peter:
My god, Rex. You ARE a good guy.
Rex O'Herlihan:
I need a little 'me' time.
Rex O'Herlihan:
Root's Kickin' in!
Colonel Ticonderoga:
Throw another fag on the fire.
Henchman:
A what?
Colonel Ticonderoga:
A log! Throw another log on the fire.
[henchmen knock on door]
Colonel Ticonderoga:
[in female voice] Who is it?
Henchman:
It's a bunch of your men.
Colonel Ticonderoga:
[clears throat and talks in deep voice] Be right there, men.
Rex O'Herlihan:
I'll curse if I wanna curse! Damn! Damn, damn, hell, damn, tee tee, doo doo!
Peter:
For some reason, the bad guy was always a Colonel who had a beautiful daughter and about a thousand head of cattle which you would hear but never see.
Colonel Ticonderoga:
Let me just ask you one question. There's just one thing I'm curious about. Why did you bring the body here? My god, this is a home, people live here!
Henchman:
Ah, Colonel, we didn't know what to do with him.
Colonel Ticonderoga:
Bury him! How about that! Don't you think that's a good idea?
Henchman:
Oh, yes sir, yes sir, Colonel!
Colonel Ticonderoga:
I mean, do you think that when somebody dies, they place them permanently on the family couch?
[as Peter bites into a hallucinogenic root]
Peter:
What is this?
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Just a root.
Peter:
Hmm. Well, from now on, I'm the town root junkie.
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