[O.C. and Stiggs are at Lenora Schwab's wedding and are fooling with the Uzi they gave as a present.]
Randall:
Hey, whatcha got?
Stiggs:
Randall, how would you like to have more fun than you've ever had in your life?
Randall:
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I don't know. I've had a lot of fun. I have Legos, you know.
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Oliver Cromwell 'O.C.' Ogilvie:
I dunno about this, Stiggs. That goon has a gun!
Mark Stiggs:
It's OK! He's crazy!
Oliver Cromwell 'O.C.' Ogilvie:
[talking about the car dealer, Ms. Bunny] It was the last case that gramps had before he retired... she got off with a hung jury.
Mark Stiggs:
They hung the whole jury?
Mark Stiggs:
[specifying the Gila Monster car to Ms Bunny] OK, Ms. Bunny! Number 1, we want zero miles to the gallon.
Oliver Cromwell 'O.C.' Ogilvie:
Right. No MPGs. It has to be a vulgarlay inefficient mode of trasnportation.
Mark Stiggs:
Loud, real loud. It has to generate a terrifyingly seismic field of noise. If we could combine really loud noise with the ugliness of poverty, we'd have the ideal car.
Mark Stiggs:
...making people think that you're poor, so they know you've got nothing to loose if they crash into your car....
Mark Stiggs:
Here's a list of places I want this car to be totally unwelcome. Number one: funerals. Number two: affairs of state, you know, real formal ones...ones with...chamber music. Number three: wet golf greens. Number four: the acropolis.
Oliver Cromwell 'O.C.' Ogilvie:
Ah, yes. Driving this car right in the acropolis should be completely horrifying to every civilized guy on earth.
Mark Stiggs:
[speaking to Sponson about what wedding gift to buy for Lenore Schwab] She's real frail and introverted, she likes to dance to ballet and play her harp. We thought she'd be happier with a... machine gun.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制