What are you boys trying to pull? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
J.J. McClure:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
There's been a nuclear meltdown and we're transporting some contaminated materials to Connecticut. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
CHP Officer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, why Connecticut? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
J.J. McClure:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
They ran out.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Blake:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Fenderbaum:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
King:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Shiek:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The Slapper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Nine.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Jill and Marcie are looking under the hood of their car. Mack is gazing at their breasts] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Marcie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Does it look bad? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mack:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Not from where I'm standing. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, can you fix it then? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mack:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Honey, I've got a tool that'll fix anything.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Blake:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Is the Blimp driving? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Fenderbaum:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, it's the General. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Blake:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The General? Oh, I'm gonna make a private outta him.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Canneloni:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
In the past, the Canneloni family was the most powerful of the families. We controlled drugs, prostitution, extortion, prostitution, gambling... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Slim:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Uh, you said 'prostitution' twice. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Canneloni:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, I like it.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Fenderbaum:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's General Patton and general admission. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[He and Blake laugh] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
J.J. McClure:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Heckle and Jeckle dressed as cops. They oughta arrest their minds for vagrancy.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Aw, come on. It'll be a weekend you'll never forget. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mechanic:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
All three of us? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Marcie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's gonna be a weekend you can tell your kids about. If they're all boys.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tony:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We've put our heads together, and we've decided we're gonna rip off the Arab, on the road, during the car race. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Don Canneloni:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, you put your heads together, huh? IT MUST'VE SOUNDED LIKE A BOWLING ALLEY.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Captain Chaos:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
J.J... Long time, no see. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
J.J. McClure:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Nice to see you, Captain Chaos. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Captain Chaos:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Have no fear, 'Him' is here.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You know, Marcie, we've got this routine down. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Marcie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah. I think we're ready for the Cannonball. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, I think so. How far is Redondo beach? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Marcie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
150 miles. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hah. An hour flat. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Marcie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What're we waiting for? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Both:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
LET'S GO.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hymie Kaplan:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Friend or foe? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arnold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Guess.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
King:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I order you back to America to win the Cannonball Run. I give you one last chance because you are my only son with a driver's license. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Shiek:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
But, Pop, there is no Cannonball Run this year. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
King:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So, buy one.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Shiek:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Here is to good luck. May it all be mine.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
J.J. McClure:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I need a girl. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Victor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, me too. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
J.J. McClure:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Victor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sure. Hey, J.J., I'm not a eunuch, you know. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
J.J. McClure:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Of course you're not a eunuch. Don't put yourself down like that. You have a striking resemblance to a eunuch but... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Both laugh] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
J.J. McClure:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Just kidding.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Marcie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Can you imagine the stories J.J.'s making up about last night? He's driving poor old Victor crazy. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, well poor old Victor's buying every word of it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Marcie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, what he doesn't know ain't gonna hurt us. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Never has.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Blake:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don't you worry, 'cause you know what I'm gonna do? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Fenderbaum:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Blake:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm gonna take this car, and I'm gonna turn so that I block the whole highway sideways. And when they come, they're gonna have a choice, either to ditch it, or ram right straight into us. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Fenderbaum:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah. Yeah. Ditch it or... ram STRAIGHT INTO US? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Blake:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yup.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Blake presents his date with two empty martini glasses] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Blake:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
When I make a dry martini, I make a dry martini.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
CHP Officer 1:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I think we got 'em right between us. Just pull out and block the damn road. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[the Lamborghini races by the second CHP before he can do anything] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
CHP Officer 2:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Got any more bright ideas?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Don Canneloni:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hymie Kaplan. What a surprise. Ooh, ohh, wow. You look great. So, what brings you to the Pinto Ranch? Business or pleasure? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hymie Kaplan:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
May I have a chair? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Don Canneloni:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, certainly. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Hymie picks up a chair and smashes it over his henchman who doesn't even flinch] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Don Canneloni:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh. It's business.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[the last team finally arrives] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Race Official:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Forget it, guys. You're four hours and fifteen martinis late.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Victor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[J.J. has just performed a dangerous stunt] I figured it out. If we do this ten times a day, by the end of the year, we'll be billionaires. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Victor tears up a telegram] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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J.J. McClure:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What is that? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Victor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, don't worry about that. It's the Cannonball race. It's on again. A million dollars is the first prize. But don't you worry, we'll be billionaires. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[J.J. picks up a handful of hay and stuffs it into Victor's mouth] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Victor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What did I say? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
J.J. McClure:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You want me to do this ten times a day? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Victor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Nine? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[J.J. stuffs another handful of hay in his mouth] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Victor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What a grouch!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Slim:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Okay, you'll tell us. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Blake:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We're gonna race to Connecticut and the one that wins gets a million dollars in cash. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tony:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Only a moron would back up a race like that! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Shiek:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[the Shiek enters] Ah, Fenderbaum and Blake. Good to see you! You should be sleeping at this hour. Remember, we leave at noon tomorrow. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Shiek:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Fenderbaum directs the Shiek's attention to the Cannelonis] Wingtips? Barbarians! Come, come! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Shiek:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[the Shiek hands Caesar a handful of money] Buy yourself a decent clothing store. Infidels! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Blake:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[the Shiek leaves] That was the moron. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Caesar:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You know, these liars could be telling the truth.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[while Terry and Mel try to get a car from Cal, the chimp plays with the phone] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Uncle Cal:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Stop it, boy! I told you not to play with the phone! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Cal hangs up the phone] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Uncle Cal:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Damn chimp costs me three hundred a month in wrong numbers. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[the chimp starts throwing things at Cal] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Uncle Cal:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hey! Stop it, you primate! That's it, I've had it with you! 'Scuse me, boys. I need to teach this boy some manners. Hey, son. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Cal hits the chimp with his hat. The chimp hits him back and knocks him across the room] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Uncle Cal:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Now you stepped in it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Cal engages in a slap fight with the chimp and ultimately loses] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Uncle Cal:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to Mel and Terry] Boys, I got one condition on your needs. I'm gonna give you the limo, but only if you take this hairy son of a bitch with you!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
J.J. McClure:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What line did you say you were from? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Betty:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The Order of Imaculate Chastity. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Victor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The Order of Imaculate Chastity? I read the bible all the time. In fact, I once read the bible that was printed on the head of a pin. That was hard. But, I've never heard of the Order of Imaculate... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Veronica:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You have to read the New Testament. In fact, it's not even the New Testament. It's the New... uh... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Betty:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
New Wave.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Don Canneloni:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Can I buy you a drink? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Fenderbaum:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
But of course. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Don Canneloni:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cherice? Cherice? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Don Don looks over and sees the fight taking place] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Don Don Canneloni复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Oh, they seem to be so busy.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Blake, Fenderbaum:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[in unison] J.J. That son of a bitch!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Canneloni:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And now, the Rigatonis, the Tortellinis, the Fettuchinis, and even the Raviolis are bigger than we are. And why? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tony:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
High interest rates. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sonny:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Acid rain. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Slim:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Japanese imports. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Caesar:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Uh... uh... none of the above. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Canneloni:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No. No. No. Youse mugs already know the answer. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Caesar:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gee, boss, if I knew there was gonna be a test, I would've studied.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
