Naive corn-pone skiing wunderkind picks up beautiful hitchhiking bimbo on way to ski competition. Once at the ski competition he is taunted ...更多>
Do you know what I had for breakfast this morning rookie? How do you say... I had Sonny side up, und I had Sonny side down, und I had Sonny side all ze vay around.
Race Official: And now for the rules of the International, Chinese downhill: there are none. Rudy: You people... stay out of our way. You may ski on zat side OR on zat side, but stay out of zee meedle! Dan O'Callahan: Hey, Rudy, you can kiss my ass. Not on zis side and not on zat side, but right in zee meedle! Rudy: You people. How many times must I tell you? You may ski on zat side of ze hill *or* on zat side of ze hill, but stay out of ze meedle here! Dan O'Callahan: Hey, Rudy! You can kiss my ass! Not on zis side and not on zat side, but right in ze meedle! [speaking English for the first time] Kendo Yamamoto: What the fuck is Chinese Downhill? Dan O'Callahan: We may be small! But we're slow! Squirrel Murphy: Hey, Garnshit! Rudy: [correcting him] Garmisch. Squirrel Murphy: Yeah, Garnshit. Squirrel Murphy: Yeah, best run of the morning, man. Hey, were you on shrooms or what? Squirrel Murphy: Hi, my name is Squirrel. What's yours? Georgette: Georgette. Squirrel Murphy: I suppose a fuck is out of the question? Georgette: [guffaw] [throws drink in his face] Georgette: Ask me when I'm in a better mood. Squirrel Murphy: [standing awkwardly, soaking] OK. Sunny: Rotate outta here, Jack.