I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You got those. I like those on a woman.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Danny Vermin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roman Moroni:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why you miserable cork-sucker!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Danny Vermin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Danny Vermin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I got something to stop him. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dutch:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Danny Vermin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It shoots through schools.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Ma Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The Lower East Side. This really sucks.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ma Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Bless the saints, it's an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ma Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lil:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And shelf paper! Oh, Johnny, I *love* shelf paper!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ma Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin' with ya. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lil:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Awww, what's that Mom Kelley? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ma Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I go both ways. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lil:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Danny Vermin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I AM handicapped: I'm psychotic.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hey Pope, why don't you go build yourself a new gym at the Vatican.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ma Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I love em', but one day I'm gonna knock em' on his ass.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roman Moroni:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This is fargin war!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The years hadn't softened Moronie. He continued to murder the English Language, and anyone who got in his way.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Danny Vermin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You shouldn't kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Stumbles in pain] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Say kid, what do they call you? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lil:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Impressive.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Danny Vermin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan-sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The name's Dangerously. Johnny Dangerously. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lil:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Did you know you're last name is an adverb?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tommy Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You were gonna take a bullet for me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Actually, I was just counting on a lot of missing.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I never should have picked a name like that. A name like that you gotta live up to. What's your last name? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hood:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Binderhoff. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Binderhoff? Perfect. Keep that name and you'll stay out of trouble.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Prisoner:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny and the Mothers are playin' Stompin' At the Savoy in Vermont tonight.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[after his sabotaged toilet explodes] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jocko Dundee:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to Johnny] You got the number of that other plumber?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
D.A. Burr:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
(On Johnny Dangerously's payroll) Why don't you ease into the job, by taking a vacation? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tommy Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
But what about crime? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
D.A. Burr:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don't worry. It'll still be here when you get back!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Ma Kelly is pouring drinks for everybody] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tommy Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mom, it's prohibition! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ma Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, shut up! Stop acting like some fag choir boy!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Chorus Girl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm not wearing a bra, Johnny. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah? Well that makes two of us.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ma Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
With a father like "Killer" Kelly, it's a wonder neither of you turned out to be a piece 'o shit criminal!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lil:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So when I was 18 I left home and came here to Chicago. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Uh Lil, this ain't Chicago. We're in New York. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lil:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You're kidding. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lil:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, New York, Chicago, to a girl on her own, it's all the same.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Johnny sees a steaming pot on the stove] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Whatcha cookin' here ma? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ma Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Beer. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
With noodles! Great idea!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[In the middle of a trial] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tommy Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
...that Roman Troy Maronie was responsible for: the Mother's Day Massacre, The Christmas Day Slaughter, The Lincoln's Birtnday Mutilations, and The Groundhog's Day Be-headings!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Danny Vermin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Leaving a crime scene with his sidekick, Dutch] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Danny Vermin复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Hey, doll, how'd you like to make some money? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary-Margaret Catharine Dineen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
One at a time, or both of you together?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Upon learning Johnny is the D.A.'s brother] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Charley:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny, is this true? 'Cause if it is, 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Charley:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't know how to react!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Danny Vermin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I've been fulfilling a lot of people's prophecies about me; I've become a real scumbag.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roman Moroni:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What a mouth on that guy!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Danny Vermin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This goes through armor. And through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside...复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Newspaper Headline:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roman Moroni Deported to Sweden. Says He's Not From There.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Danny Vermin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once...复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Warden:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Your turn Johnny, the priest you've requested has arrived. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Charley:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[pretending to be a priest] Are you ready my son? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm ready if you are father. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Charley:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Prisoner:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[hands Johnny a part of a tommy gun] So long Johnny. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Charley:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Prisoner:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[hands Johnny another piece of the gun] Be brave huh Johnny. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Charley:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
When's the next bus? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[begins putting the gun together behind the wardens back] Always Neil. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Charley:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti Fidellas. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Prisoner:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[gives Johnny another piece] Good luck Johnny. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Charley:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Centra fidellas. Hi fidellas. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[struggling to put it together] Why didn't I take shop? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Charley:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Post meridian. Anti- meridian. Uncle meridian. All of the little meridians. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Prisoner:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[adds another piece] Bye bye Johnny 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[adds piece to gun] Bye Rock. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Charley:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Magna carta. Master charga 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Prisoner:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[hands piece to Johnny] Spit in his eye Johnny! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Johnny Dangerously:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[finishes putting the gun together] OK Rabbi. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Charley:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[opens his bible to reveal the guns clip] Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Warden:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Any last words Johnny? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[gun cocks] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Warden:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[turns to see Johnny pointing a tommy gun at him] Well sai复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Tommy Kelly:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sally's place is in the home, and I intend to support her, and I'll do anything - shine boots, drive a hack, blow glass - anything.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
