宝贝福星Johnny Dangerously(1984)

Roman Moroni: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You got those. I like those on a woman. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Danny Vermin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Roman Moroni: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Why you miserable cork-sucker! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Danny Vermin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Danny Vermin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I got something to stop him. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Dutch: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Danny Vermin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

It shoots through schools. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Ma Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The Lower East Side. This really sucks. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ma Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Bless the saints, it's an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ma Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lil: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

And shelf paper! Oh, Johnny, I *love* shelf paper! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ma Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin' with ya. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lil: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Awww, what's that Mom Kelley? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ma Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I go both ways. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lil: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Danny Vermin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I AM handicapped: I'm psychotic. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey Pope, why don't you go build yourself a new gym at the Vatican. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ma Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I love em', but one day I'm gonna knock em' on his ass. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Roman Moroni: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

This is fargin war! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The years hadn't softened Moronie. He continued to murder the English Language, and anyone who got in his way. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Danny Vermin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You shouldn't kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Stumbles in pain] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Say kid, what do they call you? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lil: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Impressive. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Danny Vermin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan-sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The name's Dangerously. Johnny Dangerously. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lil: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Did you know you're last name is an adverb? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tommy Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You were gonna take a bullet for me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Actually, I was just counting on a lot of missing. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I never should have picked a name like that. A name like that you gotta live up to. What's your last name? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hood: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Binderhoff. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Binderhoff? Perfect. Keep that name and you'll stay out of trouble. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Prisoner: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny and the Mothers are playin' Stompin' At the Savoy in Vermont tonight. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[after his sabotaged toilet explodes] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Jocko Dundee: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[to Johnny] You got the number of that other plumber? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

D.A. Burr: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

(On Johnny Dangerously's payroll) Why don't you ease into the job, by taking a vacation? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tommy Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

But what about crime? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

D.A. Burr: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Don't worry. It'll still be here when you get back! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Ma Kelly is pouring drinks for everybody] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tommy Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mom, it's prohibition! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ma Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, shut up! Stop acting like some fag choir boy! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chorus Girl: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm not wearing a bra, Johnny. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah? Well that makes two of us. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ma Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

With a father like "Killer" Kelly, it's a wonder neither of you turned out to be a piece 'o shit criminal! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lil: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

So when I was 18 I left home and came here to Chicago. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Uh Lil, this ain't Chicago. We're in New York. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lil: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You're kidding. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lil: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, New York, Chicago, to a girl on her own, it's all the same. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Johnny sees a steaming pot on the stove] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Whatcha cookin' here ma? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ma Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Beer. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

With noodles! Great idea! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[In the middle of a trial] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tommy Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

...that Roman Troy Maronie was responsible for: the Mother's Day Massacre, The Christmas Day Slaughter, The Lincoln's Birtnday Mutilations, and The Groundhog's Day Be-headings! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Danny Vermin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Leaving a crime scene with his sidekick, Dutch] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Danny Vermin 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Hey, doll, how'd you like to make some money? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mary-Margaret Catharine Dineen: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

One at a time, or both of you together? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Upon learning Johnny is the D.A.'s brother] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Charley: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny, is this true? 'Cause if it is, 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Charley: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I don't know how to react! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Danny Vermin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I've been fulfilling a lot of people's prophecies about me; I've become a real scumbag. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Roman Moroni: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Arthur: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What a mouth on that guy! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Danny Vermin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

This goes through armor. And through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Newspaper Headline: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Roman Moroni Deported to Sweden. Says He's Not From There. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Danny Vermin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Warden: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Your turn Johnny, the priest you've requested has arrived. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Charley: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[pretending to be a priest] Are you ready my son? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm ready if you are father. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Charley: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Prisoner: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[hands Johnny a part of a tommy gun] So long Johnny. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Charley: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Prisoner: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[hands Johnny another piece of the gun] Be brave huh Johnny. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Charley: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

When's the next bus? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[begins putting the gun together behind the wardens back] Always Neil. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Charley: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti Fidellas. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Prisoner: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[gives Johnny another piece] Good luck Johnny. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Charley: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Centra fidellas. Hi fidellas. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[struggling to put it together] Why didn't I take shop? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Charley: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Post meridian. Anti- meridian. Uncle meridian. All of the little meridians. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Prisoner: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[adds another piece] Bye bye Johnny 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[adds piece to gun] Bye Rock. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Charley: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Magna carta. Master charga 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Prisoner: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[hands piece to Johnny] Spit in his eye Johnny! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Johnny Dangerously: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[finishes putting the gun together] OK Rabbi. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Charley: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[opens his bible to reveal the guns clip] Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Warden: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Any last words Johnny? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[gun cocks] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Warden: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[turns to see Johnny pointing a tommy gun at him] Well sai 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Tommy Kelly: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Sally's place is in the home, and I intend to support her, and I'll do anything - shine boots, drive a hack, blow glass - anything. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

宝贝福星 (1984)

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