"Who's the Boss?"(1984)

advertisement Tony: Ay-oh. Oh-ay. Angela: Did it seem to you like Jan and Steve might be a good match? Tony: What? Angela are you kidding me? All they said all night was hello, goodbye, and ehh I'm choking. Samantha Micelli: Now dad remember. Smile, be polite, and whatever you do don't tell the pig joke. Tony: That one is the real ice breaker. Tony: Hey look at this nose. I fractured this nose three times and I can still smell. Samantha Micelli: Yeah! I broke my finger twice and I can still dial. Mona Robinson: I once fractured my pelvis. Tony: Yeah, and she can still walk. Mona Robinson: [when Frankie Fitzgerald tries to out bid her daughter to purchase Tony as part of a neighbourhood auction] Angela, I know what's good for you... Buy him! Angela: Well, we got on a plane you know swish, swoosh. Tony: Yeah, well, it sounds like something happened in between the swish and the swoosh. Angela: Well, we went to Las Vegas, and we got married but I thought we got the marriage annulled the next day? Angela's first Husband: No. These are just the papers that divided up the garbage collection. Angela, we're still married. Mona Robinson: [bursts into laughter] And to think all of this time that you were married to Michael you were a bigamist.