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Tony:
Ay-oh. Oh-ay.
Angela:
Did it seem to you like Jan and Steve might be a good match?
Tony:
What? Angela are you kidding me? All they said all night was hello, goodbye, and ehh I'm choking.
Samantha Micelli:
Now dad remember. Smile, be polite, and whatever you do don't tell the pig joke.
Tony:
That one is the real ice breaker.
Tony:
Hey look at this nose. I fractured this nose three times and I can still smell.
Samantha Micelli:
Yeah! I broke my finger twice and I can still dial.
Mona Robinson:
I once fractured my pelvis.
Tony:
Yeah, and she can still walk.
Mona Robinson:
[when Frankie Fitzgerald tries to out bid her daughter to purchase Tony as part of a neighbourhood auction] Angela, I know what's good for you... Buy him!
Angela:
Well, we got on a plane you know swish, swoosh.
Tony:
Yeah, well, it sounds like something happened in between the swish and the swoosh.
Angela:
Well, we went to Las Vegas, and we got married but I thought we got the marriage annulled the next day?
Angela's first Husband:
No. These are just the papers that divided up the garbage collection. Angela, we're still married.
Mona Robinson:
[bursts into laughter] And to think all of this time that you were married to Michael you were a bigamist.
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