[Spider comes back with a condom]
Spider:
I forgot my rubber.
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Did you remember to bring your dick?
Dave:
Just get one thing straight, Wimp. We may be stuck with you, but that doesn't mean you're going to ruin our trip just because you're a little brat kid! We're going to be as crude as we want, as filthy as we want, and as gross as we want! You understand that, Wimp?
Wendell:
My name's Wendell, and why should today be any different?
Dave:
Wimp, I'm not like ordinary guys. I've got more than hormones, or something. You know, like a male nymphomaniac?
Wendell:
I feel sorry for you, Dave.
Dave:
Then loan me a few bucks, so I can go to another whorehouse!
Dave:
You know what that Tuck-and-Roll guy's doing right now? He's stuffing my seats with horseshit!
Marine:
Hey! The MP's will have us out of here. And when they do, you're dead.
Spider:
Says who, dick-breath?
Dave:
I heard about this guy who got some spanish flies for his girlfriend, because she wasn't putting out. He gave her one and stopped at a liquor store or something, and when he came out guess what he found?
Woody:
She was dead on top of the gearshift.
Dave:
You know the same guy!
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