Urusei Yatsura 1: Onri yû

Urusei Yatsura 1: Onri yû(1983)

1983-02-11(日本)| 动画 喜剧 奇幻| 日本
上映时间:1983-02-11(日本) 类型: 动画 喜剧 奇幻 爱情 科幻
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When everyone in town recieves invitations to Ataru's wedding, they are shocked to see that his alien sweetheart Lum is not the bride. Event...更多>



Sakura: The universe is truly vast. To think that someone could compete with Lum's bad taste in men.




: MEN ARE SUCH WIMPS. Rose: Now you know the might of the ultrasonic hammer. [Rose, disguised as a *very* muscular Lum] Rose: This is the 36th one so far. Hmmm, I don't get it. How come they can see through my perfect disguise? Elle: Love is a fragile thing. Love that is bright in the morning fades by the sunset. To keep love always fresh, and prevent spoilage, I developed this Refrigerator Of Love. Megane: [To Ataru] When it comes to harems, this girl is way ahead of you. Ten: Hey... HEY YOU. Answer when somebody talks to you. Eh, maybe it's too much to ask. Tomorrow you're going to get married to that woman, but it's more like a condemned man's last night, isn't it? Even an idiot like you can understand that, well good riddance. This is your own punishment for mistreating Lum, the inevitable consequences for your prior misdeeds. It's good that for the rest of your life you'll be chained to that girl. Better for Lum, better yet for the entire universe. I hope you're miserable. I hope you're suffering. I hope you're sad. Poor Lum felt the same way about you. YOU DISGUSTING SLIMEBALL. That's all I have to say, good night. Elle: How dare you interrupt the sacred ceremony of love. Shinobu: What ceremony of love? This is just a sick collection. The warm love between a man and a woman can't be frozen like tuna. Elle: So you're Lum, the Oni-girl. Lum: And you're Elle, the Darling-thief. [Broadcast over the entire Oni fleet's radio.] Rose: Oh, so you've come to? Ataru: What the? Where am I? And who are you? Rose: My name is Rose, the Woman Of Seven Disguises. I work for Babara. Lum's Father: [Yells into microphone.] It's a spy. A spy has kidnapped my son-in-law. Ataru: Thank you. Thank you. I'm saved. There I was, in hell, and along comes an angel, I'm saved. Lum is so persistant, I really thought my luck had run out. Still, you shouldn't give up. At the last moment a savior comes along, and best of all, a pretty girl. Rose: Oh, you're so kind. Megane: [Muttering.] That idiot. Ataru: Let's go on to my rosy new life with Elle. Full speed ahead. Lum's Father: [Crushing microphone.] Shame on you. Stop that. Stop. [Ataru sees Lum in an escape pod.] Ataru: Whew, she managed to eject safely. Rose: I guess you really do care for her. Ataru: Uh, not really. Unfrozen Man #1: I've been kept waiting for so long, no way I'll be her second lover. Unfrozen Man #2: You lucky stiff, I'm number 99,202. Lum: This is so romantic.






导演: 阿瓦提·钱德安

演员: 阿米尔·汗泽伊拉·沃西姆



导演: 李芳芳

演员: 章子怡张震

Urusei Yatsura 1: Onri yû

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