[Leonard Zelig is apologizing on radio to all the people he misrepresented himself to] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leonard Zelig:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
My deepest apology goes to the Trochman family in Detroit. I...I never delivered a baby before in my life, and I... I just thought that ice tongs was the way to do it.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leonard Zelig:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I have an interesting case. I'm treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I'm getting paid by eight people.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leonard Zelig:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I love baseball. You know, it doesn't have to mean anything. It's just very beautiful to watch.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leonard Zelig:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[while under hypnosis] Oh... the pancakes!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Zelig thinks he's a psychiatrist.] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leonard Zelig:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt that it should be limited to women.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The Narrator:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The Ku Klux Klan, who saw Zelig as a Jew, that could turn himself into a Negro and an Indian, saw him as a triple threat.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leonard Zelig:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
But I've never flown before in my life, and it shows exactly what you can do, if you're a total psychotic!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The Narrator:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That Zelig could be responsible for the behavior of each of the personalities he assumed means dozens of lawsuits. He is sued for bigamy, adultery, automobile accidents, plagiarism, household damages, negligence, property damages, and performing unnecessary dental extractions.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Zelig's Wife:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
He married me up at the First Church of Harlem. He told me he was the brother of Duke Ellington.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Wrist Victim:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
He was the guy who smashed my car up. It was brand new. Then he backed-up over my mother's wrist. She's elderly... and uses her wrist a lot.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
House-Painting Victim:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
He painted my house a disgusting color. He said he was a painter. I couldn't believe the results. Then he disappeared.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leonard Zelig:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I would like to apologize to everyone. I... I'm awfully sorry for, for marrying all those women. It just, I don't know, it just seemed like the thing to do.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leonard Zelig:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And to the, to the gentleman who's appendix I took out, I...I'm, I don't know what to say, if it's any consolation I... I may still have it somewhere around the house.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
