千呼万唤，越战的英雄们，再次整装出动！ The A-Team的四名成员，均是参加越南战争的美军。1972年，因被指违抗军令而受到军事法庭的审讯。事实上这个审讯是不公平的，因此这四人趁机逃狱并隐藏于洛杉矶。The A-Team中的各人都很有正义感，因此也经常在洛...更多>
advertisement [opening narration] Narrator: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team. [repeated line] Hannibal: I love it when a plan comes together! [Murdoch is looking sad] Hannibal: What's the matter, Captain? Murdock: Something horrible. Face: What's the matter? Billy get hit by a car. Murdock: WORSE. [gives Hannibal his hospital release] Murdock: I've been thrown out. Cast out... Hannibal: You've been found sane? Murdock: You got it. Face: [the team's plane is starting to malfunction] Uh, Murdock, what's going to happen? Murdock: Looks like we're going to crash.' Face: No, what's *really* going to happen? Murdock: Looks like we're going to crash and die. [Face, B.A., and Murdoch are squeezed into the back seat of a car] Murdock: There isn't room for four of us? B.A. Baracus: What? What do you mean four, sucker? [grabs him] B.A. Baracus: There's three of us, you fool! Face: Better say three, Murdock, or he's going to bounce you down the hyphenated line. B.A. Baracus: We're flying this time, aren't we? Hannibal: Yes, we are. B.A. Baracus: You're not going to drug me this time. I'm going to keep my eye on you. Hannibal: In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk? [B.A. realizes he's been had, raises his fist and then collapses] Hannibal: Guess not. Face: In no time, he'll be running around like a Mexican Jack Rabbit. One that just got out of therapy. B.A. Baracus: I pity the fool who goes out tryin' a' take over da world, then runs home cryin' to his momma! B.A. Baracus: Shut up, fool. Murdock: I wish I could just jump in the water and live like a fish. B.A. Baracus: Shut up fool, you ain't no fish! B.A. Baracus: I ain't flying Hannibal! B.A. Baracus: I'm gonna kill that crazy Murdock! B.A. Baracus: They're closin'. They got us! Hannibal: You never know. B.A. Baracus: I do. We're almost out of gas. Hannibal: Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas? B.A. Baracus: 'Cause I liked the paint job. Hannibal: B.A., there's an old saying - "The best defense is a good offense." B.A. Baracus: You got that wrong, man. A good offense is the best defense. Hannibal: Okay, have it your way. B.A. Baracus: That's it. You're going into the water. [Murdock enters the jail-house] Murdock: [Lifting up the dress] Hold your breath, and remember your exercises. [In a whisper] Murdock: Explosives! Hannibal: [Collecting the explosives] Great, Murdock, just great Face: You know, Murdock, you look more attractive to me as a woman than you do as a man! Murdock: Face, we haven't got time for that. Boy George is waiting behind the sheriff's office - we've got to go! Hannibal: [the team has been captured by a cult] Hey, Face, what do think these guys are wearing under their skirts? Face: Uh, I don't know. [to closest Cult Member] Face: Garter belt? [gets hit in gut with a rifle butt] Face: Ohh! Hannibal: [to closest cult member] Half slip? [gets hit in the gut with a rifle butt] Hannibal: Arrgh! B.A. Baracus: I think you guys wear panty hose! [gets hit. Doesn't react] Murdock: I'm a bird! I'm a plane! I'm a choo-choo train! [shouts] Murdock: Touchdown! B.A. Baracus: I ain't goin' on no airplane!