Garfield: [after rudely waking Jon up] Good morning sunshine. Welcome to another fun-filled day with your favorite pet. Garfield:
So this is what it feels like to be potato salad.
Garfield: [playing with the food] No sweat, sarge, I'll take that machine gun nest out with my trust bazooka here! [switch] Garfield: So this is what it feels like to be potato salad, yuck! [switch] Garfield: Rhett, Rhett, whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go? [switch] Garfield: Take me to your leader, earthling, or I'll atomize your face, heh heh! Garfield: [Odie barks and scares Garfield] Good morning, Odie, you're not going to live long enough to see your next birthday, you know that don't you? Jon Arbuckle: Hungry, Garfield? Garfield: You guessed it, Buster. Hubert: Reba! Reba! Where's my stick? Reba & Skinny: It's right beside you where you always leave it. Hubert: I know that! [picks up his stick] Hubert: Come here doggy, come here kitty, I want to pet you. With my stick! [swings his stick at them, misses and brings a hanging plant down on his head] Reba & Skinny: Just look at you, Hubert, potted again. [laughs] Hubert: Dagnabbit Reba, can't you see I've been assaulted? Hubert: [on the phone] Hello, city pound? This is Hubert on Main Street, I've got a couple of customers for you, send a truck right over! [truck pulls up] Hubert: What took you so long? Jon Arbuckle: I'm so happy to own a cat, I could just throw up.