George Carlin:
Hello, my name is George Carlin, and I am a professional comedian. As opposed to the kind you see at work all day long.
George Carlin:
As a child I was what is known as a "fussy eater." 'He's fussy! He's a fussy eater!' "Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "Big pain in the ass."
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George Carlin:
When they're not looking, I like to go
[Makes a funny gesture]
George Carlin:
I remember something my third grade teacher used to say. She used to say "You show me a tropical fruit, and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."
[laughter]
George Carlin:
No, wait... that wasn't her. That was a guy I met in the Army. I always get those two mixed up.
George Carlin:
Tippy, WHY DID YOU FART?
[the "seven dirty words"]
George Carlin:
The original list was shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits. That's all I could think of in one sitting.
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