Sometimes I just think funny things.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Executive:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
He gets all that money. Pays his family back by... by... by bein' a stinkin' drunk. It's enough ta make ya sick. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I really wouldn't know, sir. I'm just a servant. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Executive:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
On the other hand, go screw yourself.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson, do you know what the worst thing is about being me? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I should imagine your breath.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Thrilling to meet you, Gloria. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gloria, Hooker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hi. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh stay with me Hobson. You know I hate to be alone. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yes, bathing is a very lonely business. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Except for fish. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pardon? Did you say "except for fish"? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Arthur复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Yes... fish all bath together. Though they do tend to eat one another. I often think... fish must get awful tired of sea food. What are you thoughts Hobson?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to mounted moose on wall] This is a tough room. I don't have to tell you that.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's a very tiny country... Rhode Island could beat the crap out of it in a war.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ralph:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I take it this bum will be calling you? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Linda:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dad! He's a millionaire. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ralph:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You have my permission to marry him.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[while soliciting a prostitute] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur Bach:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What I had in mind was spending the night with a stranger who loves me.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Burt Johnson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[smiling broadly] When I was twelve years old, I KILLED a man. He came into our house to steal our food. And I took a knife & I killed him in the kitchen. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[inebriated] Well, he had it coming!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to Burt Johnson's servant] Are you sure you want to be a nightclub comic?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to Susan Johnson] Do you have any objection to naming a child Vladimir, even if its a girl?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What are you doing later tonight? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Linda:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, I have plans for tonight. What should I wear? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Steal something casual.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Poor people are not loved, Arthur. They urinate in public and have very few teeth.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I've taken the liberty of anticipating your condition. I have brought you orange juice, coffee, and aspirins. Or do you need to throw up?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Here, read this magazine. There are many pictures.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
A little tart like that could save you a fortune in prostitutes.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
If I begin to die, please take this off my head. This is not the way I wish to be remembered.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Would you remove your helmet, please? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Please. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Arthur hands him his helmet] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Thank you. Now your goggles. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Please. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Arthur hands him his goggles] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Thank you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Slaps him across the face repeatedly] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You spoiled little bastard!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Burt Johnson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hello, Arthur. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hello, Mr. Johnson. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Burt Johnson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I haven't seen much of you lately. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, the reason you haven't seen much of me is because I, I normally pick Susan up at her apartment in town. And you live here. Want a drink? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Burt Johnson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Burt Johnson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You may be right. I can't decide.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You spoiled little bastard! You're a man who has everything, haven't you, but that's not enough. You feel unloved, Arthur, welcome to the world. Everyone is unloved. Now stop feeling sorry for yourself. And incidentally, I love you.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Linda:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Nice place... I love a living room you can land a plane in.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Have you ever been on a yacht? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Linda:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, is it wonderful? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It doesn't suck.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[in a department store, Arthur and Hobson see Linda putting a tie in her bag] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur Bach:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson, did you see that? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[wearily] Yes. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That girl just stole a tie! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yes. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur Bach:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Girls don't wear ties! It's the perfect crime! All right, some girls wear ties, it's not the perfect crime but it's a pretty good crime! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yes, if she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
He's taking the knife out of the cheese! Do you think he wants some cheese?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hobson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur, you're a good son.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[about Hobson after she gives her phone number to Arthur] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Linda:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Wouldn't it be funny if *he* called me?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arthur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[a very intoxicated Arthur is addressing the congregation of attendees for his wedding] ummmm... ummmm... Ladies and gentlemen... I'm Sorry... As you probably have surmised by now... there will be no wedding. The bride... has had second thoughts... and has decided not to marry me... Most of you know me... Can you blame her?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
