Sally Miles: I am going to show my boobies. Are you here to see my boobies? Agnes: I mean, how erotic do you really want to go? Felix Farmer: Go, go, E-R-O-T-I-C! GO! GO! Agnes: Sally Miles, America's G-rated darling, in the B-U-F-F? Felix Farmer: Why not? Agnes: Ohhhh, Felix darling, some of her fans still don't think she goes to the bathroom! Dr. Irving Finegarten: Come to think of it, why should I give you a vitamin shot? I'm the one with the hangover. B-12, B-Complex, Crude Liver, and a generous jolt of adrenal cortex. Chased by a Bloody Mary. L'chaim! Now Lila, in order to inject this properly I have to expose my gluteus maximus. Lila: Want me to do it for ya? Dr. Irving Finegarten: Are you perchance a nurse? Lila: No, but I used to be a junkie. Dr. Irving Finegarten: Would it endanger your amateur standing if I asked you to use a sterilized needle? Lila: You're the doctor. Dr. Irving Finegarten: Oh, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week. Tim Culley: You stay in the car. Dr. Irving Finegarten: Who stay in the car? Tim Culley: Him. Stay in the car. Ben Coogan: I don't wanna stay in the car. Tim Culley: Look, we've got to be sly and stealthy, and you're too pissed. Ben Coogan: Bullshit, I can be just as sty and slealthy as you can. Dr. Irving Finegarten: Hello Polly. Polly Reed: Irving! Dr. Irving Finegarten: You look like an anemic turtle. Polly Reed: You're gonna let that SHYSTER on? Dr. Irving Finegarten: I could sue you for calling me that, Polly! A shyster is a disreputable lawyer. I'M a QUACK! Tim Culley: It's been my experience that every time I think I know "where it's at," it's really somewhere else. Nurse: I'll see what I can do. Polly Reed: You'll do more than just see, missy! You'll do! See? Dr. Irving Finegarten: If he starts to levitate, don't panic; it's just a side-effect. Dr. Irving Finegarten: Is Batman a transvestite? Who knows? Ben Coogan: [looking at Felix's corpse with a fishing rod in his hands] What if he catches something? Dr. Irving Finegarten: [laughs] Felix Farmer: Sally Miles swears! Felix Farmer:
Sally Miles says "shit"!