影片讲述的是一个名叫丹尼·诺能的年轻人,为了赚点钱来贴补家用和上大学,到一家高尔夫球俱乐部当球童的故事。情节并不复杂,但却笑料百出。尤其是由比尔·默里饰演的园丁卡尔。这是个有点歇斯底里的老兵,他声称曾与西藏喇嘛打过一年半的交道。片中,他一直试图用塑料炸药来消灭讨厌的田鼠。当卡尔为了消灭几只小老鼠而亲手毁掉了自己的花园时,那种浑然不觉、沾沾自喜的表情更是令人忍俊不禁。难怪这部影片受到了如此广泛的欢迎。比尔·默里在试戏中即兴创作了一连串“灰姑娘”式的故事而被导演Harold Ramis 选入剧组。出名的Ty Webb的高尔夫球撞进Carl Spackler 摇摇欲坠的房子那场戏在原始脚本里并不存在。这是导演意识到全片中没有两位搞笑巨星Chevy Chase和Bill Murray同时出现的戏而特意添加,由三人在吃午饭时合写。尽管似乎与整个构思无关,但这场戏被广泛视为全片最搞笑的一段。Cindy Morgan (Lacy Underall) 称剧中Chevy Chase推拿按摩一场也是当时的即兴创作。饰演角色Lou的Brian Doyle-Murray是本片编剧之一, 也是剧组中唯一的可以称得上“球童”的人。
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经典台词

  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [last lines] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Caddy Danny arrives among the rich in his yachting outfit] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Spalding Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ahoy polloi. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I like you Betty. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It's Danny sir. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Spalding Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Sandy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Sandy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • We can do that. We don't even need a reason. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh, it looks good on you though. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • IT'S IN THE HOLE. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • b6 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • ffb 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [preparing to dynamite the gopher tunnel] In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I notice you don't spend too much time there. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm not quite sure where they are. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Smoke Porterhouse: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yes judge, right away judge. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Spalding get your foot off the boat! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • How about a Fresca? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my... 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You take drugs, Danny? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Every day. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Good. Then what's your problem? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I don't know. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first /... What do you say we take this out on the patio? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I gotta go to college. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It's hard when you're talking like that. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty, what did you shoot today? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh, Judge, I don't keep score. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • By height. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. Beeper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I thought you'd be the man to beat this year. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • This your place, Carl? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yeah, whatta ya think? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It's really... awful. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well, I got a lot of stuff on order. You know... credit trouble. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Guys, don't include me in this. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Come on, Ty, you're an ace. Everybody knows it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I don't play golf, for money, against people. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What are you, religious or something? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You might say that. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 96 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Judge Smails is taking an inordinately long time to hit his drive on the first tee, while Al Czervik waits in the next foursome] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • fa4 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • While we're young. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What're we, waiting for these guys? Hey Whitey, where's your hat? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Do you mind, sir. I'm trying to tee off. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Swings club, slices ball into woods] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • *Damn*. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • OK, you can owe me. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I owe you nothing. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Thank you very little. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [breaks wind at a dinner] Hey, did somebody step on a duck? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lacey Underall: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I bet you've got a lot of nice ties. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • How do you mean? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lacey Underall: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lacey Underall: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Who's you decorator? Bennihana? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No, I brought most of that stuff back with me from Vietnam. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lacey Underall: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You were in the war? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [limping and patting his butt] No... Homo. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Let me just clean this up here 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [lift up bow and arrow] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • getting ready for the season. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lacey Underall: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Duck? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No... dolphin. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Don't you people have homes? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I demand satisfaction. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yeah, well I'll tell you what's satisfying: *cash*. I'll shoot you 18 holes for ten thousand bucks. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I could beat you with one good arm. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well, how about teams, then. I'll take Ty here, and you can have Dr. Frankenputz. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. Beeper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I beg your pardon. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge, Al, I don't play golf... for money... against people. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Don't you people have jobs? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Mrs. Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bishop: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 5f 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Do you know what I just saw? A gopher. Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • fc3 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Groundskeeper Sandy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Aye, Sir. I think they're tunneling in from that construction site. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Czervik, huh. Well, I slap an injunction on them so fast it'll make their head spin. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You're not, you're not good, Al. You stink. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Spalding Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake... 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You'll get nothing, and like it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bark like a dog. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bishop: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Why don't you come on down to our new Lutheran center? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I've often thought about becoming a priest. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bishop: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh, are you a Roman Catholic? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Danny nods] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bishop: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh, then I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Mrs. Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bless this ship, and all who sail on her. I christen thee The Flying WASP. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Groundskeeper Sandy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl. Damn your eyes. I told you, today is the day we change the holes. Now, do it, and no more slacking off. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I've always wanted to go to college. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lacey Underall: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [to Danny] Nice try. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [tees off] Four! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [his ball hits Judge Smails in the crotch] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I should have yelled, "Two!" 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Charlie the Cook: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [after hearing how Al described his cooking] *Dogfood*? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Do you stand for *goodness*, or - for *badness*? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lacey Underall: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • My uncle says you've got a screw loose. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Your uncle molests collies. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Tony gives his ticket to Danny who has taken over for Lou] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I can't pay you. Lou has to. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tony D'Annunzio: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Where is he? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • He's out. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tony D'Annunzio: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I can see that he's out, numbnuts. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Gives Danny a dollar] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tony D'Annunzio: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Give me a coke. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • One coke. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [gives Tony a bottle of Coke and 50 cents] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tony D'Annunzio: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Hey wait a minute. That's only 50 cents. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 4c 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yeah well Lou raised the price of coke he's been losing at the track. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • fcf 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tony D'Annunzio: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well I ain't paying no 50 cents for no coke. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh then you ain't getting no coke. Know what I'm talking about? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lou Loomis: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What's the sign say? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Angie D'Annunzio: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No bare feet. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lou Loomis: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [picks him up by the shirt collar] What's that sign say? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Angie D'Annunzio: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No fighting. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lou Loomis: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What's that mean? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Angie D'Annunzio: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No fighting. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lou Loomis: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You owe me one gumball machine. What's that candy wrapper doing there? Well don't you see it? Well pick it up. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lou Loomis: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm going to put it right on the line. There's been a lot of complaints already. Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. If you guys want to get fired. If you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Spalding Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Turds. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Spalding Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Sorry grandpa I forgot. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh Dr. Beeper, Bishop Pickering this is my niece Lacey Underall. Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. Beeper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Must be a nice change from dreary old Manhattan. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lacey Underall: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yes I was really getting tired of having fun all the time. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ah. Ho ho. Ha ha ha. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Spalding Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Double turds. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • *Spaulding*! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Spaulding, get dressed you're playing golf. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Spalding Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No I'm not grandpa I'm playing tennis. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You're playing golf and you're going to like it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Spalding Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What about my asthma? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'll give you asthma. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lacey Underall: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You're crazy! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • That's what they said about Son of Sam. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tony D'Annunzio: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Another Rob Roy, Bishop? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bishop: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Wrong, you're drinking too much your Excellency. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bishop: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Excellency, fiddlesticks, my name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 3a 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • f3e 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bishop: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • There is no God... 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny, I'm having a party this weekend. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [pauses a beat] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • How would you like to come over and mow my lawn? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Wait up, girls; I got a salami I gotta hide still. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • This place got a pool? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Take one good guess. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bob Hope? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Spalding Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Doodie! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Carl Spackler: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You've got to win this hole. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I kinda thought winning wasn't important 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Me winning isn't. You do. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danny Noonan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Great grammar. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Judge Smails: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well, we're waiting! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [after an airplane passes just above his head] I almost got head from Amelia Earhart! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • [drops his bow anchor on Judge Smails' sailboat, sinking it] Hey, you scratched my anchor! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ty Webb: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Mr. Havercamp: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • That's a peach, hon! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No respect. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [after the gopher takes his ball] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Al Czervik: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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