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阿叔有难

阿叔有难 (1980) 6.6

Stir Crazy

1980-12-12(美国)| 喜剧| 美国
上映时间:1980-12-12(美国) 类型: 喜剧
国家/地区:美国 
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此片造就了两大谐星,杰恩维德和理查普莱尔。他们运用天生体内的[笑素],使得片中笑声不断,是近年来少有的嘉剧!

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Blade: The rodeo clown is the most DANGEROUS job, 'cause he gets CLOSEST to the BULL. He gets the BEST of the BULL! HOOK to the left! HOOK to the right! And if the bull rider's in trouble, he's gotta protect him, even if it means gettin' his ribs pulled out, or bein' freight-trained... Harry Monroe: Freight-trained? Blade: Run over, just like a freight train, only with a bull, it's worse, cause a freight train don't BACK UP and FINISH the JOB. Later on I'll show you how to lie out on the stretcher when the ambulance comes. Harry Monroe: Yea, that's right! That's right! We bad! Harry Monroe: Yes I'm a short son of a bitch, my daddy was a short son of a bitch, my mother was shorter than him, and my brother, my brother was so short we couldn't even see him. Harry Monroe: A hundred and twenty five years... Oh God, Oh God... I'll be a hundred and sixty one when I get out. Big Mean: What's your charge? Harry Monroe: Innocent... Big Mean: Ain't we all! Harry Monroe: Bank robbery... Big Mean: Oh, shit! [pause] Big Mean: *You* can kiss the baby! Harry Monroe: [whimpering] Pillow... I want my pillow. Rory: That's Blade. He runs the third world side of Cell Block 2. My dear, till Grossberger came along he held the axe murder record in the south-west! He's the one I'm gonna get you the cheesburger from. How do you like it, medium? Harry Monroe: Oh no, I don't want no cheesburger, I'm trying to, er, keep my weight down. Rory: Don't worry about him, I'll protect you. I'll protect you! Harry Monroe: I'm getting a little podge. Rory: For some reason I make him uneasy! [Waves in a very camp manner toward Blade] Harry Monroe: I wonder why? Hi [waves at Blade] Harry Monroe: . I'm going! [Calls after Skip] Harry Monroe: Skip my friend. [Then, to Rory] Harry Monroe: Excuse me would you? Rory: I'll come with you. Harry Monroe: Awwwww... shit! Skip Donahue:

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This filthy, roach-ridden reality is inspiring... what did that second policeman say to you when he grabbed you by the throat?

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Harry Monroe: Man, I don't fucking believe you! Skip Donahue: "Man, I don't fucking believe you!" Fabulous! Harry Monroe: You don't get it do you, Skip. You think this is The Count Of Monte Cristo or something. We're in deep trouble. This is the real deal. We're in deep shit. Rory: That's Grossberger. The biggest mass murderer in the history of the southwest. He killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family. [Harry slaps Rory hand when he touches his arm] Harry: Stop that! What did you do anyway? Rory: I killed my daddy. Harry: What did you do that for? Rory: He laughed at my suede jacket (pause) and he slapped my hand. Harry: Oh. (Puts Rory's hand back on his arm) Skip Donahue: We tried to teach him Charades! He Didnt Get it! He just didnt get it! Skip Donahue: I want a bigger cell! With better ventilation! Warden Walter Beatty: You're gonna represent Glenboro prison in the annual Top Hand-competition. Congratulations! Skip Donahue: Oh! Oh my god! Warden! I can't do that! Warden Walter Beatty: What in the hell are you talking about...? Skip Donahue: Well, I should have told you in your office! My mother was a veterinarian! I can't have anything to do with the exploatation of animals, she'd turn over in her grave! Warden Walter Beatty: I don't believe you heard me correctly. This is very important to me! Skip Donahue: Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I make! Do you know that my soul is on the line here...? So let's just drop... [looks up] Skip Donahue: What? I said no. Whoa, I told him no! Ma, are you crazy, I have witnesses... All right, we'll talk about it in my cell! [looks at the warden] Skip Donahue: Uhm... I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, warden? [looks up at the sky again, and walks off]

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