advertisement Blair Warner: Turn Blue! Jo Polniaczek: There are people who in this world get shoved around and there are people who do the shoving! Blair Warner: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas! Tootie Ramsey: There's going to be trouble... Tootie Ramsey: There's going to be trouuubbbllleee! Natalie Green: Make that douuubbbblllleeee! Natalie Green: Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'm happy being a magic marker! Blair: Whoever said it was lonely at the top was looking from the bottom. Blair Warner: I don't go to wing-dings, I go to cotillions! Jo Polniaczek: Well if that is a dance at the Hillcrest Country Club, then your cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing. Blair Warner: Do you know what Jo's real name is? Joanna Marie! Jo Polniaczek: Only my mother calls me Joanna Marie. Blair: Y-you mean H-harrison asked you out on a d-d-d-d... Tootie Ramsey: DATE, Blair; we call it a DATE! Jo Polniaczek: Yeah, to some wing-ding Friday night. Natalie Green: Could that be YOUR wing-ding, Blair? [after Blair goes crashing through the bedroom wall] Tootie Ramsey: Excuse me, Mrs. Garrett, did Blair come crashing through here? Tootie Ramsey: There's gonna be trouble! Natalie Green: Make that double. [Tootie is a teen model and is ready for her photo shoot] Tootie Ramsey: Am I a fox or what? Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: [Mrs. Garrett is giving the girls their mail] And the rest is for Natalie. Tootie Ramsey: *All* of those? Blair Warner: Natalie... have you been writing to prisoners again? Jo Polniaczek: [to Blair] You're so spoiled that if you were milk the date on the carton would be B.C.! Blair: [Trying to remember all of her family members across the nation] Well, there's the Manhattan Warners, there's the South Beach Warners, there's the Palm Beach Warners... Natalie Green: [Interrupting] What about the ones in Hollywood? Blair: Who? Natalie Green: The Warner Brothers.