When a decaying Russian satellite crashes on the island, the Professor uses a key component for a barometer. With that device, he learns tha...更多>
Professor: Miss Ainsworth, turn off your macho! Dean: We're expanding. This will be the biggest university on the west coast. Professor: But we're on the east coast. Dean: That's how big I want it to be. Mary Ann: He didn't mean any harm, Skipper. Skipper: Neither did the ice berg that sunk the Titanic. Mr. Howell: Captain, can you give me one good reason why you haven't put up the sail? Skipper: Yes, Mr. Howell, we haven't got a sail. Mr. Howell: Can you give me another good reason? [Spotting a Coast Guard helicopter] Skipper: I can't believe it. After 15 years, we're finally rescued. Mr. Howell: Rescued. Mrs. Howell: Rescued. Ginger Grant: Rescued. Mary Ann: Rescued. Professor: Rescued. Gilligan: Rescued. [The castaways are planning to tie their huts together to make a raft] Skipper: Only question is, will it have enough bottom? Gilligan: If that's the question, Skipper, you sure got the answer. Gilligan: Hey Skipper, why don't you donate your pants? When they fill with air, we can fly to Hawaii. [The seat of the chair the Skipper is sitting in has been varnished] Skipper: What could be stupider than varnishing the seat of a chair? Gilligan: Sitting in the seat of a chair that's just been varnished. [last lines] Gilligan: [after the castways have been re-stranded] What's wrong, everybody? We're home again! Skipper: Yes, Gilligan, [shouts] Skipper: we're home again! Professor: [about the tsunami] Mind you, I haven't worked out all the details. Mrs. Howell: I have one thing to say to you, Professor. Work out the details.