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Are You Being Served?
(1977)
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剧 情
When Grace Brothers closes for redecoration, Young Mr. Grace send the staff on holiday to Costa Plonka, where they find themselves in the mi...
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Cesar Rodriguez:
Decide now! Are you with them, or are you with us.
[draws revolver]
Don Carlos Bernardo:
Is that gun loaded?
Cesar Rodriguez:
Of course.
Don Carlos Bernardo:
I am with us.
Mr. Dick Lucas:
[Mr. Humphries waltzes into the airport in a pink outfit] Oh blimey, it's the sugar plum fairy!
Mr. Ernest Grainger:
[discussing local custom of singing a song to let others know you are using the bathroom, because the only lock is on the outside] Many more dinners like that, and I shall have to learn a longer song.
Captain Stephen Peacock:
I had a bit of bad news yesterday. Mrs. Peacock won't be accompanying us.
Miss Shirley Brahms:
Oh yes?
Captain Stephen Peacock:
Two lonely persons thrown together on a foreign shore. It could be quite romantic. We'll have to watch it, won't we?
Miss Shirley Brahms:
Well, I intend on going to the discoes every night, so you'll have to watch it on your own.
Don Carlos Bernardo:
The goblet of honor for the lady with a beautiful body.
Miss Shirley Brahms:
Thank you!
[Don Carlos Bernado places the glass in front of Mrs. Slocombe]
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold:
[the staff just arrived at the hotel] Ring the bell, Peacock.
Captain Stephen Peacock:
I hope you're not going to keep ordering me around. We are on holiday.
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold:
I'm sorry. Ring the bell, Stephen.
Miss Shirley Brahms:
[Conchita has entered, thinking she is in Mr. Humphries' tent] . Ah! Who are you?
Conchita:
I am Conchita. Where is Mr. Humphries? I want to sleep with him. He will make me happy.
Miss Shirley Brahms:
You'll be lucky.
Conchita:
Follow me, please.
[bends down to pick up luggage, and dress rides up so underwear saying "Ole!" is exposed]
Captain Stephen Peacock:
Yes, I look forward to seeing the pantyhoses, er, pentyhouses.
Don Carlos Bernardo:
Ah.
[snaps his fingers]
Don Carlos Bernardo:
Of course. Tentyhouses! Oh, my English spelling is so bad. Whenever I'm wanting 'T' I'm having a 'P'.
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries:
Remind me to stick to coffee.
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