I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me me.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
If you're God, how can You permit all the suffering that goes on in the world? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't permit the suffering - you do.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Bobbie Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I went to take out the garbage today and two people blessed me! And one of them blessed the garbage!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The reason I put everyone here naked... I wasn't trying to be cute. It's just that with clothes there's right away pockets, and pockets, you gotta put something in 'em.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
George Summers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You know I've heard it all in this chair. I know what being a manager can do to a man. Trouble with books. Humping checkout girls in the freezer.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
People are always praying to You. Do You listen? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I can't help hearing. I don't always listen. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So then You don't care. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Of course I care! But what can I do? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What can You do? You're God! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Only for the big picture. I don't get into details.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[last lines] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maybe, sometimes... couldn't we just talk? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'll tell you what. You talk... I'll listen.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sometimes when you don't feel normal, doing a normal thing makes you feel normal. Here... start shaving.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I lost my job, you know. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[shrugs] Lose a job, save a world. Not a bad deal.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[God is riding with Jerry in Jerry's car] Now, you've been saying a lot of things, and making a lot of things happen, but none of it seems... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God-like? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, God-like. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And what to you would be God-like? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well... change the weather. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ah, special effects, eh? What would you like? A little earthquake, maybe, or a tornado? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh no, I wouldn't want anyone hurt. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What then? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well... how about a little rain? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
One small shower, coming up. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Rain begins falling] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hey... that's incredible! You didn't even bat an eye! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rain's not too hard. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This is amazing! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[He turns on the windshield wipers and discovers that the rain is only falling inside the car] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Jerry Landers:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hey, it's not raining outside! It's just in here! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
God:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why should I spoil everybody's day? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
