Auggie Ben Doggie:
Your father wanted you to have this - when you were old enough.
Fluke Starbucker:
Gosh! Wowee! Jeepers! Golly willickers!
Auggie Ben Doggie:
An Imperial steamtrooper!
Fluke Starbucker:
Uh-oh!
Imperial Steamtrooper:
Identification?
Fluke Starbucker:
Oh, uh, gee, I think I left my ID in my other pants! Look, we're in kind of a hurry! I could...
Auggie Ben Doggie:
These aren't the drones you want.
Imperial Steamtrooper:
These aren't the drones we want.
Auggie Ben Doggie:
You don't want to detain us.
Imperial Steamtrooper:
We don't want to detain you.
Auggie Ben Doggie:
You will never see a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Watch your step, son. This place can be a little rough.
Fluke Starbucker:
Oh, no, it's too weird in here! I - I can't go in here! Look, I'll wait for you outside...
Auggie Ben Doggie:
Stay calm, my boy. We've got to find a pilot.
Fluke Starbucker:
Jeepers! What is it, Augie Ben Doggie? Did you feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?
Auggie Ben Doggie:
No, just a little headache.
Narrator:
"Hardware Wars"! A spectacle light years ahead of its time! Starring: Fluke Starbucker, intergalactic boy wonder. Augie "Ben" Doggie, venerable member of the Redeye Knights. Princess Anne-Droid, interstellar damsel in distress. Ham Salad, ace mercenary pilot and intergalactic wise guy. Darph Nader, villain.
4-Q-2:
Artie Deco, where are you? At last! Where have you been?
Artie Deco:
[Ludicrous sound effects]
4-Q-2:
Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about? This is madness!
Artie Deco:
[Ludicrous sound effects]
4-Q-2:
Wait a minute! Where are you going? They're heading in this direction! What are we going to do? We're doomed for certain!
Artie Deco:
[Ludicrous sound effects]
4-Q-2:
Oh, dear! I'm going to regret this!
Fluke Starbucker:
They're still back there! They're gaining on us! Does this thing do lightspeed?
Ham Salad:
You bet your asteroids, kid. Hold on!
Narrator:
Enjoy intense drama during the pre-battle briefing scene.
Lecturer:
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Okay, so what you want to do is this: You want to attack at the most vulnerable spot. Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here, which in turn will defuse the antigyroscopic preinterface thruster chamber, and the pneumatic centripetal antigravity shield deflectors, then you simply deactivate the axial gyro-presubinertia-photomegatronic oscillator that you see here.
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Fluke Starbucker:
Huh?
Lecturer:
You pull the plug!
Ham Salad:
Take it easy kid, it's only a movie.
Princess Anne-Droid:
You'll get us all killed!
Ham Salad:
Well excuuuuuse me!
Princess Anne-Droid:
You can't destroy Basketball! Basketball's a peaceful planet!
Narrator:
Hardware Wars! A thrilling space saga of romance, rebellion, and household appliances!
Narrator:
You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll kiss three bucks goodbye!
Auggie Ben Doggie:
[voiceover] Fluke. Fluuuke. Trust your feelings, Fluke. And if you can't be good, be careful.
[in the middle of a shootout, Princess Anne-Droid opens an escape door]
Princess Anne-Droid:
We'll go this way. I insist!
[Ham Salad is returning fire with a power drill]
Ham Salad:
No way, sister! I can handle thi-!
[an enemy shot flies between Ham's legs, hitting the wall behind him. Ham instantly turns and follows the princess.]
Ham Salad:
Okay, I'm with you!
Darph Nader:
[points to Destruct-O-Vision screen while spouting muffled jibberish]
Princess Anne-Droid:
I don't understand what you're saying! I *can't* understand you! Are you talkin' to *me*?
[Auggie Ben Doggie is in a saber battle with Darph Nader. Fluke, The Princess, and Ham beckon him to escape]
Fluke Starbucker:
C'mon, Auggie Ben Doggie!
Princess Anne-Droid:
Get to the ship! Run for it!
Ham Salad:
C'mon! Let's go!
Auggie Ben Doggie:
[waving them off] No, you go on without me... I'll be all right... Don't worry about me...
[they all become disgusted and walk off]
Ham Salad:
Aw, jeez!
Fluke Starbucker:
Jeez! What a martyr!
Princess Anne-Droid:
What a martyr, I can't believe this!
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