You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world!
The aerodynamics work! He's breaking wind at 90!
Voice in barfight:
Look out! He's got a broken milk carton!
Dan's a good man, and he's never eaten a whole person in his entire life.
Quick, how many decisions have I made today?
Now I know it looked like I fell... but it was all part of my plan.