CCTV6
1905电影网
客户端
扫描下载客户端
更多好电影 手机随时看
"Laverne & Shirley"
(1976)
-
advertisement
Shirley Feeney:
Laverne! The only kinda parties we've ever been to are bring your own!
Laverne De Fazio:
I like bringin' my own... then I know what I'm gettin'.
Shirley Feeney:
Laverne...
Laverne De Fazio:
Hmm?
Shirley Feeney:
I just thought of something awful.
Laverne De Fazio:
What?
Shirley Feeney:
Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake... what can I tell her?
Laverne De Fazio:
A lot more than most mothers!
Squiggy:
I woulda worn my tuxedo but my polo pony ate it!
Laverne De Fazio:
Ahhhh! I just said bet your buns to a nun!
Carmine Ragusa:
I once met Eddie Fisher!
Shirley Feeney:
Oh really? And just what was his excuse for breaking poor Debbie's heart?
Carmine Ragusa:
I don't really know. I gave him the towel, he gave me the quarter and that was it!
Rosie Greenbaum:
Shirley, is that the sexiest thing you have to wear?
Shirley Feeney:
Is there something wrong with this?
Rosie Greenbaum:
Shirley, Shirley, ya gotta advertise a little! Put the goods in the window! That's what Big Rosie does.
Laverne De Fazio:
Oh yeah? I always thought ya put 'em right out on the street.
Shirley Feeney:
Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud!
Laverne De Fazio:
Yeah well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto either.
Shirley Feeney:
What did you call that woman again?
Laverne De Fazio:
Banana-face.
Shirley Feeney:
People do not like to be called fruit!
Squiggy:
Hey, what's with all the tropical flora?
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski:
Didn't you used to date her?
Squiggy:
Nah, that was Teresa DeFluca.
Shirley Feeney:
I do NOT vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!
Laverne De Fazio:
You vo-dee-OH...
Rosie Greenbaum:
Usually, Mr. Gunther, it's the bimbo with the bucks!
Squiggy:
Wanda Titlebaum...
复制
复制成功
复制失败,请手动复制