Willy Clark: Lousy Japs, they lost the war, now they send us their junk! Willy Clark: Oh, you a funny man, Al, a pain in the ass but a funny man. Al Lewis: You know what your trouble is, Willy? You always took the jokes too seriously. It was just jokes. We did comedy on the stage for 43 years. I don't think you enjoyed it once. Willy Clark: If I was there to enjoy it, I would buy a ticket. Al Lewis: You know what you are? You're a 73-year-old putz. Willy Clark: At least the putz didn't drive all the way here from New Jersey! Willy Clark: Well, you know, people don't go out to New Jersey unless they have to. Willy Clark: Come in... and *enter*!