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      Flesh Gordon (1974)

      • 美国
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      • 喜剧  科幻  冒险
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      Flesh Gordon
      • 又       名Flesh Gordon
      • 编       剧 Michael Be...

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      • Prince Precious: I'm Prince Precious, rightful heir to the throne of Porno. Years ago, this planet was a veritable paradise. But Wang, a maniacal botanist whose organ was devoured by a crazed Penis Flytrap, could not tolerate the existence of so much pleasure, and so, banding together an army of the impotent and frustrated, and armed with a small but effective sex ray, plunged my palace into carnal chaos, and took it over. [after stepping off the space ship and taking a deep breath] Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: Good, there's oxygen on this planet. Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: Do you take me for a fool? Do you think I don't know you've come here to steal the plans to my new interstellar hydro-combustion miracle-patented micro-teflon nuclear gamma strato rocketship-grade missile? Which was twenty years in the making? [Shows blue prints] Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: And employs a new updraft design which lifts the ship on small spirals of synthetic strontium pellets? [puts blueprints back in jacket] Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: Do you think I don't know that? Well, I've never even heard of it. So you're barking up the wrong tree. Monster: Nobody burns my ass and gets away with it, Gordon. Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: The power pasties, Flesh! Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: [threatening Little Nelly's lesbian warriors] Get back there! I've got the power pasties, and I know how to use 'em! Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: [to Flesh, looking at Little Nelly and her lesbian warriors] My God, Flesh! They're dykes! Flesh Gordon: [Terrified] DYKES? Monster: [after being shot in the bum by Flesh Gordon] Ooh, the pain! The humiliation! The hemorrhoids! Emperor Wang the Perverted: Out of my way, dildo! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制

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