advertisement Brisco County Jr.: If I was gonna kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door. Brisco County Jr.: Never look too deep into the mind of a lawyer. Dixie Cousins: Brisco, put me down! Brisco County Jr.: Alright, you look bad in a wig and you were too easy to find. [talking with an Italian gangster] Enzio Tataglia: In my country we have a saying: 'If you yodel in the forest, the yoo-hoo that you yoo-hoo will be the yoo-hoo that you get back.' Brisco County Jr.: Where were you from again? Lord Bowler: Uh oh. You hit the sheriff Brisco County Jr.: Yeah, but I did not hit the deputy. Brisco County Jr.: Correct me if I'm wrong, Pete - weren't you killed in a gunfight? Pete Hutter: I was only gut shot. I'm stronger now with less appetite. Ethan Emerson: I like that man. Granville Thorogood: You never were a very good judge of character, Ethan. [Repeated line] Pete Hutter: You touched my piece. NOBODY touches my piece! [Ned is robbing a bank] Ned Zed: What are you lookin' at? Hostage: Nothing. Ned Zed: You callin' me nothin'? Brisco County Jr.: [in reference to at least one thing per episode] Very fancy! Little Girl: [after Brisco saves her from a huge explosion] I have to go to the bathroom. Brisco County Jr.: I know what you mean, kid.