Trinity e Bambino, due maldestri e pasticcioni banditi, sono scambiati per agenti federali da un trafficante di armi. I due sfruttano l'equi...更多>
Bounty Hunter: You got somethin' gnawin' at your conscience, stinkweed? Well, what're you worth? Five hundred? Trinity: Uh, well, not yet. I'm just startin' out. But Judge Fitzpatrick told me that if I keep up like this, I'll be worth a thousand! Right now, I'm up to fifty. Bounty Hunter: Fifty bucks? How'd you manage to win that? Stealin' chickens? Trinity: No, turkeys. Pearl: Why didn't you write your Ma? Trinity: 'cause I don't know how to write. And you don't know how to read. Pa: Yeah, he's got a point, there. Trinity: You leavin', right away? Bambino: If you're stayin', yeah. Trinity: Why don't you talk to him, Pa? Pa: Listen: if I was you, I'd drown him, right there in that tub. Trinity: Hey, you ain't gonna take the old geezer up on that are ya? Ma! Pa: Listen, boys: the odds are pretty good that this generous old heart of mine is gonna stop tickin', mighty soon. But before I go, I wanna make sure that there's a good price on your heads. Trinity: Aw, listen, Bambino... Bambino: Shut up. And don't call me Bambino. Trinity: What do you want me to call you? Bambino: Nothin'. Bambino: [in a church confession booth] Hey, I'm warnin' you, friend: no rattin' on me, huh? Abbot: No, no. Aside from myself, only He shall know. Bambino: No! Either it's between you and me, or nothin' doin'! Bambino: Why, you! I'll teach you to go around absolvin' people! Abbot: May the Lord be with you, sir. Bambino: Naw, we know the way. 'Farrah' the Mother: Aw, let him kick the bucket in peace. Older monk: It is Lucifer. Lucifer in person! Trinità: [to Bambino] You know him? Bambino: No, I've never heard of him. He sounds like a professional from back East. Trinità: [to Monk] Hmm. Well, this Lucifer or whatever shows up, tell him to go to hell. Trinità: Son of a buzzard. Trinità: Every monk who is a monk, punch a monk who idn't a monk. Trinità: May the good lord ... Bambino: Put a bullet between your eyes!