Man in garage: That's quite a rig, I never saw anything like it. Lucky Jackson: Yeah its one of a kind, I built it myself. Lucky Jackson: Oh now I get it, you want me to use my 'bravado' to block for you so you can... come right through. Count Elmo Mancini: That's right, I knew you were clever Mr Jackson. Lucky Jackson: Well just a couple or 3 things wrong with your proposition. I don't work for anybody, I never come second to anybody and 1 small thing - I intend to win. Lucky Jackson: [Speaking about Count Mancini's bonnet] I'd like to see what you've got under there. Rusty Martin: Can you help me please? Lucky Jackson: Can we help you? Yes ma'am. Rusty Martin: Can you check my motor, it whistles. Lucky Jackson: I don't blame it! Lucky Jackson: Its what I call a real sport model. Lucky Jackson: Can you lend me a car until you get mine running again? Lucky Jackson: We'll do better than that - I'll be happy to drive you wherever you want to go. Rusty Martin: And why should you go to all that bother? Lucky Jackson: Cause around here I'm known as your very bothering mechanic. Rusty Martin: I'm sure you are. Count Elmo Mancini: What difference does it make? Unfortunately you are on your way to Los Angeles and I have to work on my car, therefore we have no time for a beautiful girl. Lucky Jackson: I guess you're right. Count Elmo Mancini: You work on my car, I'll work on your girl. Count Elmo Mancini: [On seeing Elvis dressed as a waiter] What's this, some kind of American joke? Rusty Martin: I heard about your money Lucky, I'm sorry. Lucky Jackson: It's only money. Rusty Martin: Only money! Do you realise how hard it is to earn money. Lucky Jackson: But I won it. Lucky Jackson: Look Rusty, I thought maybe you and I could go dancing or something. Rusty Martin: So yo
u wanna go dancing? Lucky Jackson: Or something. Rusty Martin: [In helicopter] Hey, this is fun! Lucky Jackson: Only way to travel. Lucky Jackson: Ah - that's the Hoover Dam, one of the seven modern civil engineering wonders of the century. Do you know its over 700 feet from the River Colorado to the top of the dam. The dam helps make enough electricity to light up homes 300 miles away. Lucky Jackson: Where you from Rusty? Rusty Martin: Debuke. Lucky Jackson: Well whaddya know, I've never been there myself but its interesting that you're from good old Debuke. Rusty Martin: Before you get too attached to 'good old Debuke' we moved there from Chillicothe, Ohio. Rusty Martin: Chillicothe, Ohio, well how about that, I've never been there either. Lucky Jackson: Well that's a coincidence, that you were born in Las Veags and after all that travelling I met you in Las Vegas. Lucky Jackson: I guess you got big plans for your future don't you. Rusty Martin: You'll probably find it very dull and commonplace but I want to earn enough money to help my father buy a boat. Mr. Martin: You kids came over here in a copter! They cost about $10 a minute! Lucky Jackson: You get the motor? Shorty Fansworth: You better believe I got the motor Lucky. Rusty Martin: Hey I just don't understand this part of you, I really don't. Lucky Jackson: What do you mean this part of me - it is me! Lucky Jackson: When I get into the money you can have 100 trees. Rusty Martin: You answer it and if its anybody, I don't want to speak to him! Rusty Martin: It should be obvious that I'm completely indifferent to anything this boy might give me .... its a tree! Mr. Martin: [To tree] You know Mr Tree, you and I might have a big celebration this xmas, we can both get lit up! Lucky Jackson: I'll trade you in this honeymoon for your pool table cause you don't need it. Rusty Martin: I don't need a honeymoon! Rusty Martin: [Singing] My rival is a baby blue racing car. Lucky Jackson: Look if you came overe here to talk you're wasting everyone's time. If you came to work then put this on [throws boilersuit over] Lucky Jackson: and get to work. Rusty Martin:
What does he need a gun for?
Lucky Jackson: To shoot you if you don't get outta the way! Lucky Jackson: Gonna find her if it takes all night. Count Elmo Mancini: [Entering wild-looking Texan casino] Welcome sons of the Lone Star State! Lucky Jackson: [Sees two girls going out still partying] Looks like they're having fun. Lucky Jackson: Good morning, I've been looking for you all night. Rusty Martin: You must be desperate to find a model that really needs fixing.