第二十二条军规 (1970)

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  • 片       名第二十二条军规
  • 上映时间1970年06月24日(美国)
  • 导       演 迈克·尼科尔斯

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  • General Dreedle: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Get back in the car, you smirking slut! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Is Orr crazy? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Of course he is. He has to be crazy to keep flying after all his close calls he's had. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Why can't you ground him? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I can, but first he has to ask me. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • That's all he's gotta do to be grounded? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • That's all. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Then you can ground him? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No. Then I cannot ground him. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Aah! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • There's a CATCH? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • A catch? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Sure. Catch- Anyone who wants to get out of combat isn't really crazy, so I can't ground him. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ok, let me see if I've got this straight. In order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy. And I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy anymore, and I have to keep flying. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You got it, that's Catch- 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Whoo... That's some catch, that Catch- 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It's the best there is. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [last lines] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Yossarian leaps out of the hospital window, fleeing the base. Danby and Tappman watch from the window] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danby: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I can do it, Danby! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tappman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • They'll catch you, they'll bring you back! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I can do it! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danby: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • This is insane! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I can do it! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tappman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What about your clothes? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • They'll never recognize me without my uniform! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danby: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You'll be on the run with no friends! You'll live in constant danger of betrayal! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [laughs] I live that way now. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danby: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian, for God's sake, hurry up! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • So long, Chaplain! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tappman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • How do you feel, Yossarian? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Fine... because I'm scared to death. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danby: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You'll have to keep on your toes every minute. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'll keep on my toes. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tappman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You'll have to jump. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'll jump. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tappman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • JUMP! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 9b 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Yossarian jumps over a ditch and runs to the sea while inflating a life raft. He leaps into the sea, paddling furiously, and is gone] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Those bastards are trying to kill me. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No one is trying to kill you sweetheart. Now eat your dessert like a good boy. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh yeah? Then why are they shooting at me Milo? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dobbs: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • They're shooting at everyone Yossarian. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • And what difference does that make? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dobbs: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Look Yossarian, suppose, I mean just suppose everyone thought the same way you do. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Then I'd be a damn fool to think any different. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nately died a wealthy man, Yossarian. He had over sixty shares in the syndicate. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What difference does that make? He's dead. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Then his family will get it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • He didn't have time to have a family. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Then his parents will get it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • They don't need it, they're rich. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Then they'll understand. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dobbs: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Over the radio] Help him! Help him! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Help who? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dobbs: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Help the bombardier! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm the bombardier, I'm all right. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dobbs: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Then help HIM, help HIM! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Colonel Cathcart: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You're a disgrace. I'd like to know how you got to be a Captain, anyway. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You promoted me. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Colonel Cathcart: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • That has got nothing to do with it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • The only friend I had was Snowden and I didn't know him. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What's good for M & M Enterprises will be good for the country. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I want to serve this to the men. Taste it and let me know what you think. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Yossarian takes a bite] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What is it? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Chocolate covered cotton. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What are you, crazy? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No good, huh? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • For Christ's sake, you didn't even take the seeds out. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Is it really that bad? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It's cotton! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lt. Colonel Moodus: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • A chair for Dad's girlf... for the lady! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • We're gonna come out of this war rich! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You're gonna come out rich. We're gonna come out dead. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [first lines] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 30 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lt. Col. Korn, XO 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • [speaking to Yossarian] All you have to do is be our pal. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Colonel Cathcart: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Say nice things about us. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lt. Col. Korn, XO: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tell the folks at home what a good job we're doing. Take our offer Yossarian. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Colonel Cathcart: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Either that or a court-martial for desertion. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • He was very old. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Luciana: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • But he was a boy. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well, he died. You don't get any older than that. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Capt. Aarfy Aardvark: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I only raped her once. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • As a matter of fact, Father, I know I can get my hands on an entire shipment of religious relics, blessed by the Pope himself. The Germans swiped them and put them on the open market. As I understand it, the stuff includes a wrist and collarbones of some of your top saints! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • General Dreedle: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • All right, at ease... there'll be no more moaning in this outfit... the next man who moans is going to be very sorry... 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danby: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ohhhhhhh... 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • General Dreedle: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Who is this man? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Colonel Cathcart: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Major Danby, Sir. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lt. Col. Korn, XO: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danby... D-A-N-B-Y... 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • General Dreedle: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Take him out and shoot him. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Colonel Cathcart: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Sir? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • General Dreedle: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I said take him out and shoot him... can't you hear? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Colonel Cathcart: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Take Major Danby out and shoot him... 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Danby: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Weather conditions have improved tremendously over the mainland, so you won't have any trouble at all seeing the target. Of course, we mustn't forget, that means that they won't have any trouble at all seeing you. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yossarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I am the most renowned killer of fish in the whole United States Army Air Force. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Sergeant, from now on, I don't want anyone to come in and see me while I'm in my office. Is that clear? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yes, sir? What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you're gone? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tell them I'm in and ask them to wait. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • For how long? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Until I've left. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • And then what do I do with them? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I don't care. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • May I send people in to see you after you've left? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yes. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You won't be here then, will you? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I see, sir. Will that be all? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 88 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Also, Sergeant, I don't want you coming in while I'm in my office asking me if there's anything you can do for me. Is that clear? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • b95 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there's anything I can do for you? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • When I'm not there. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What do I do then? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Whatever has to be done. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yes, sir. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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