An account of the adventures of two sets of identical twins, badly scrambled at birth, on the eve of the French Revolution. One set is haugh...更多>
Duke d'Escargot: I warn you gentlemen, I am not to be trifled with. To pull the tail of a lion is to open the mouth of trouble and reveal the teeth of revenge biting the tongue of deceit. Duke d'Escargot: What brings you to Paris? Philippe: Oh, you might say a little business... Pierre: ...and a little pleasure. Duke d'Escargot: Which do you prefer? Business, or pleasure? Pierre: Well that depends on what you regard as business. Philippe: And, what you may regard as pleasure! Duke d'Escargot: In Paris we say, business is pleasure. Pierre: And to us, pleasure is our business. Duke d'Escargot: Then your business should be a pleasure, making my pleasure a business. Philippe: Unless, some mistake business for pleasure. While others know no business but pleasure. Duke d'Escargot: In that case sir I will show you my business. Philippe: My pleasure. Helene de Sisis: I'm sorry Philippe, I try my best to please you. Philippe de Sisis: How? You can't hunt, you can't ride, you can't shoot, you can't fence! What kind of a marriage is this? Duke de Sisis: Do you know who I am? Andre Coupe: Oh yes. The Duke de Sisis, the scrounge of Corsica. Duke De Sisis: The scourge of Corsica, you ignorant peasant! [there are two sets of brothers, a brother from one set has unknowingly spoken to a brother from another set when their actual brothers arrive] Philippe: How did you get here so fast? Pierre: I took a secret passageway. Charles: How did you get here so fast? Claude: I took a secret passage. Charles: She's beautiful. I like the king's plan. Claude: What are you talking about? Charles: She'll never marry Escargot, it'll be a pleasure killing that swine! Claude: You've forgotten who you are? You'd be lucky to run the girl through. Charles: Oh, yeah. King Louis XVI: [King Louis and Marie Antoinette appear at a ball, where everyone is dressed in gowns and suits. The king is dressed in a chicken suit] I thought it was a costume party! Jacques: You two [meaning Charles and Claude Coupe] Jacques: will act as a diversion.
: The real attack will begin while the guards are killing you!