Dr Nookey is disgraced and sent to a remote island hospital. He is given a secret slimming potion by a member of staff, Gladstone Screwer, a...更多>
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: ...there have been several incidents with nurses. Frederick Carver: Oh, come, come, Stoppidge, you know as well as I that all young Doctors indulge in a bit of jiggery pokery. Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Sir, I do not object to jiggery but I take exception to pokery! Frederick Carver: Ahh this is the new kidney case. Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Yes Mr Bean. Frederick Carver: Ahh, Kidney Bean. Miss Fosdick: Excuse me, sir! Frederick Carver: Miss Fosdick, don't keep plucking at me I'm not a chicken. Miss Fosdick: I'm sorry sir but you have an appointment at the Berkley Nursing home at eleven. Frederick Carver: It can wait. Miss Fosdick: It's to see Mrs Moore sir. Frederick Carver: and she... Oh that's different, rather wealthy private patient of mine, I took her appendix out the other day. Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Well I hope you both had a nice time. Frederick Carver: I'll make the jokes thank you, Stoppidge. Ellen Moore: I feel wonderful Mr Carver, I had no idea having one's appendix out could be so exhilarating. I feel ten years younger. Frederick Carver: Splendid! Splendid! Ellen Moore: Be honest now. Do I really look like a woman of forty? Frederick Carver: You really feel as young as that? Ellen Moore: No, that's what I am! Ellen Moore: ...they told me you were a wonderful surgeon. Frederick Carver: Well I suppose I am a cut above the rest. Frederick Carver: [waiter serves the wine for Ellen and Mr. Carver] This is the happiest moment of my life! Waiter: I would taste it first, mate, if I was you. Nurse: She thinks every man is after her. Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: [to the nurse] Well, we can't have her disturbing the rest of the patients like this. Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: [to Miss. Armitage] Now come, come, Miss Armitage. We mustn't be a silly girl, must we? Miss Armitage: [shouting] Keep back! Keep back!
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge
: You know me. I'm Doctor Stoppidge. Miss Armitage: Hmph. You're all the same. You're only after one thing. Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: No, no - that'd be quite untrue, Miss. Armitage. I only want to get you into bed. Miss Armitage: [screaming] Get out of here, you sex maniacs! Native Porter: All right, Dr. Cookie. Dr. Jimmy Nookey: Nookey, mate, Nookey. Native Porter: Yes, yes - Cookie. Native Porter: [introducing Nookey] This is Doctor Kinky. Dr. Jimmy Nookey: Cookie. No, no, no... I mean Nookey. Dr. Jimmy Nookey: Hmm. That's a good skeleton. Did the last doctor leave it here? Gladstone Screwer: That is the last doctor. Gladstone Screwer: I'll call you "Sunday". Matron: Well, I won't be in. Matron: No, I have no urge to marry you. Gladstone Screwer: Oh, no, don't worry about that - the urge comes later!