Pilot #2:
Please find the emergency spill in the washroom at the back and release it!
Pilot #1:
But do not unfasten your safety belt!
Flight Attendent:
That's got 'em back to their seats.
Pilot #2:
The emergency spill must be released!
Pilot #1:
But do not leave your seats!
Pilot #2:
Do not panic!
Pilot #1:
Tea will be served.
Pilot #2:
Inflate your lifejackets!
Pilot #1:
And extinguish all cigarettes!
Pilot #2:
Please remove the luggage from the racks above your heads and please it on the other side of the aircraft.
Pilot #1:
Except for hand luggage...
Pilot #2:
Which you should sit on!
Various:
This ruthless concentration on one's self is a successful irritant widely practiced by women. A friend of mine once demonstrated this to me at a large party. He stood in the middle of the room and said very loudly, "The trouble with women is that they always take things personally." Four women immediately replied, "Well I Don't."
Various:
Why would you want to watch this? It's a costume thing.
Old Women:
Ooh! Well I never!
Various:
I'm kicking myself.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制