In this mock-documentary, John Cleese narrates a series of sketches on irritation -- types and techniques. Included are parents irritating t...更多>
Pilot #2: Please find the emergency spill in the washroom at the back and release it! Pilot #1: But do not unfasten your safety belt! Flight Attendent: That's got 'em back to their seats. Pilot #2: The emergency spill must be released! Pilot #1: But do not leave your seats! Pilot #2: Do not panic! Pilot #1: Tea will be served. Pilot #2: Inflate your lifejackets! Pilot #1: And extinguish all cigarettes! Pilot #2: Please remove the luggage from the racks above your heads and please it on the other side of the aircraft. Pilot #1: Except for hand luggage... Pilot #2: Which you should sit on! Various: This ruthless concentration on one's self is a successful irritant widely practiced by women. A friend of mine once demonstrated this to me at a large party. He stood in the middle of the room and said very loudly, "The trouble with women is that they always take things personally." Four women immediately replied, "Well I Don't." Various: Why would you want to watch this? It's a costume thing. Old Women: Ooh! Well I never! Various: I'm kicking myself.