A Guide for the Married Man (1967)

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  • Ed Stander: Basic Principle number one: Never, NEVER say you'll be where you can be found not to be. Ed Stander: Basic principle number one - never say you'll be where you can be proved not to be. Paul Manning: Boy oh boy it just gets more complicated. Ed Stander: Protecting your loved ones is hard work. Paul Manning: Do all married guys do it Ed? Ed Stander: No, maybe there comes a time in every marriage when a guy considers it but not all of them give in to it, only 43%. Which I think is about to go up to 44%. Paul Manning: That's the trouble with Ruth, she's such a wonderful wife. Ed Stander: Look Paul, if you care enough for your wife you can always find something about her you can't stand. Paul Manning: [to wife] Well if you think I'm going to stick about here just watching you be cheerful you've got another think coming! Technical Adviser: [after losing her bra in "the heat of battle"] It's all right, Tiger. I've got another one at home. Technical Adviser: That is not what's worrying me. What is worrying me is my wife coming home and finding it. Technical Adviser: She'll just think it's hers. Technical Adviser: Don't be ridiculous. Ed Stander: Deny, Deny, Deny! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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