Biddle:
Nurse I dreamt about you last night.
Nurse Clarke:
Did you?
Biddle:
No, you wouldn't let me.
Dr James Kilmore:
Just as I thought. You fell on your coccyx.
Francis Bigger:
I did not. I fell on my back.
Dr James Kilmore:
Your coccyx is at the base of the spine.
Francis Bigger:
Well I've never heard it called that before.
[Kilmore backpedals straight into Matron in the hospital corridor]
Matron:
[Takes thermometer out of her pocket now shaped like a boomerang] That's the third one this week.
Dr James Kilmore:
Well Matron you can still use it on people who are a bit round the bend.
[Mr. Bigger has just been ly knocked off the gurney he was lying on by the eternally clumsy Dr. Kilmore. Bigger lies hurt on the floor]
Nurse Parkin:
Mr Bigger, whatever are you doing down there?
Francis Bigger:
Waiting for a number 13 Bus!
Dr. Tinkle:
It's an enigma Matron. An enigma.
Mr. Roper:
I'm not having another one of those.
[On removal of the patient's bandages, he is invisible]
Dr. Tinkle:
Oh. I still don't like the look of him.
Charlie Roper:
What they brought you in here for then.
Francis Bigger:
Oh just some pain in the back. Its a ooh, ooh dear.
Charlie Roper:
Last bloke in that bed had the same thing.
Francis Bigger:
Did he?
Charlie Roper:
Right up to the end.
Francis Bigger:
Well that's cheerful. I say one thing for them it's a nice warm bed.
Charlie Roper:
Should be, they only took him out half an hour ago.
Chloe Gibson:
Doctor is Mr Bigger going to be alright?
Dr. Kenneth Tinkle:
Are you his next of kin?
Chloe Gibson:
Oh no but any day now.
Dr. Kenneth Tinkle:
What do you mean any day now?
Chloe Gibson:
Well me and Mr Bigger have had an understanding for a number of years and we are kind of on the verge of you know what I mean!
[romantically in the operating theatre to each other in thought and not in voice]
Matron:
What a wonderful man you are, oh how I love you.
Dr. Kenneth Tinkle:
Oh how I love you.
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:
oh, I thought you might be a man coming in.
Nurse Clarke:
Sorry to disappoint you. This is my room... Are you a trainee?
Nurse Sandra May:
Yes, I was told to report to Fosdick ward right away. Say, will Dr. Tinkle be there?
Nurse Clarke:
Probably, do you know him?
Nurse Sandra May:
Know Him...
[Nurse May reads from a signed photograph]
Nurse Sandra May:
To darling Sandra, my first date...
Nurse Clarke:
How nice.
Nurse Sandra May:
He saved my life, he's terrific he's a life giving doll.
Matron:
This hospital is getting to small for us Doctor!
Dr James Kilmore:
Well your not all that big Matron.
[following Dr. Tinkle's insistence that Mr Barron attends a Pre Natal class]
Mr. Barron:
Never again never, from now on it's the pill!
Man from Cox & Carter:
They don't want rubber sheets, they want straightjackets.
Francis Bigger:
[seeing the ward sister being carried into the laundry room] Fancy her wearing red ones under all that!
Mr. Roper:
[on seeing Bigger come out of his room] Get back in there and keep quiet!
Francis Bigger:
[approaching Roper] Oh. What's this? The revolt of the slaves?
Mr. Roper:
Something like that. We've got some business to settle with Tinkle!
Francis Bigger:
[pointing to his room] You want me to stay in there? Never! Up the rebels, and to hell with Burgundy.
Mr. Roper:
Where?
Francis Bigger:
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