The sinister Dr Watt has an evil scheme going. He's kidnapping beautiful young women and turning them into mannequins to sell to local store...更多>
Det Sgt. Bung: A young lady has disappeared and we're anxious to trace her whereabouts. Dr. Watt: Oh? Whereabouts? Det Sgt. Bung: Hereabouts. Albert: At ten o'clock. Det Sgt. Bung: Or thereabouts. Constable Slobotham: In this vicinity. Det Sgt. Bung: Or roundabouts. Constable Slobotham: We're police officers. Albert: Or layabouts. Dr. Watt: Oddbodd, what happened to your ear? [Oddbodd makes a gesture that his ear has dropped off] Dr. Watt: Oh, never mind. Ear today, gone tomorrow! Det Sgt. Bung: This ear was found in Slocombe woods. Valeria: What. This ear? Det Sgt. Bung: Yes, that there. Dr. Watt: Frying tonight! [Slobotham and Bung have found Emily in the crate] Constable Slobotham: Sarge, she's as hard as a rock! Det Sgt. Bung: You don't have to tell me that, I've been married to her for fifteen years! Dr. Watt: [on being told Oddbod's finger is missing] I hope he didn't leave it anywhere embarassing! That's the trouble with my regeneration process, it makes everything so brittle. You never know what's going to drop off next. Det Sgt. Bung: Now then, your name please. Dr. Watt: Doctor Watt. Constable Slobotham: Doctor who, sir? Dr. Watt: Watt. "Who" was my uncle. Constable Slobotham: Sorry, Sergeant ! I thought it was that horrible thing again. Det Sgt. Bung: What horrible thing ? Constable Slobotham: I don't know. It was something unspeakable. Det Sgt. Bung: Unspeakable ? Constable Slobotham: Yes. Never said a word. Albert: Marvellous! But we're not looking for a house. We're looking for Doris. Det Sgt. Bung: I know, but this is right in the middle of the woods. They might have heard or seen something suspicious. We can't afford to leave any stone unturned. What's the name of this road, Slobotham ? Constable Slobotham: Avery Avenue. Det Sgt. Bung: Then we must explore Avery Avenue ! [Albert rolls his eyes] Emily Bung:
That telephone ringing at all hours of the day and night. It's the invention of the devil. It's like someone walking in on you in the bath, it's an invasion of privacy, that's what it is.
Det Sgt. Bung: You in the bath? That'd stop any invasion. Det Sgt. Bung: I came here to perform a duty! Valeria: Well, get on with it! I haven't got all night, you know. Valeria: [after unexpectedly kissing Det. Sergeant Bung] Forgive me, I just *had* to do that! Det Sgt. Bung: That's all right miss. We're here to be of service to the public.