"I Spy" (1965) 7.5

advertisement [Commentary on Kelly's receiving a blown kiss.] Alexander Scott: The wonderfulness of your charm. Alexander Scott: This is how far a cigarette burns in five minutes. Kelly Robinson: Is there no limit to the wonderfulness of your mind. Kelly Robinson: Don't you ever bring a silencer? Alexander Scott: Ruins the line of my suit. Kelly Robinson: Mine too. Alexander Scott: Well you have to get beat up every once in a while otherwise you go soft, right Kel? [Contemplating a solid gold stove] Kelly Robinson: I can just imagine the look on their faces when we unload a million dollars worth of stove on them. 875 pounds worth. Alexander Scott: Yeah. Kelly Robinson: Suppose by the time it got to Internal Revenue it only weighed 800 pounds? Alexander Scott: See what you mean. Well the lid's loose, maybe the damper door? Kelly Robinson: 75 lbs of gold must be worth a lot of money. Alexander Scott: Seventy-two thousand. Kelly Robinson: Already figured it out, huh? Alexander Scott: Yeah. $60 an ounce on the Chinese black market. I think I can get $70 an ounce. I know a guy... Kelly Robinson: $70 an ounce! Whew. A couple of one-way tickets to Tahiti would scarcely put a dent in it! Alexander Scott: No sir. Have you ever seen a Taihitian hula? [Sings] Alexander Scott: Do-dump-de-dumpdy... You take the door and I'll take the lid. Kelly Robinson: While we're at it we may want to hack off a couple of legs. We may want to entertain! Alexander Scott: Right! Kelly Robinson: No, we'd only lose our pension benefits. Alexander Scott: Think we'd lose our jobs? Kelly Robinson: Yeah. Such wonderful jobs too. Alexander Scott: And the hospitalization is free. Kelly Robinson: All those wonderful orthopedic devices. Alexander Scott: I just love plaster of paris. Kelly Robinson: Right. Alexander Scott: Hey, what're you doing? Kelly Robinson: I've come to save you. Alexander Scott: You can't, man, I've got a boat coming, now get outa here! Kelly Robinson: But I've come to rescue you. Alexander Scott: You CAN'T rescue me NOW. Kelly Robinson: How come you always embarrass me when I'm rescuing you. Alexander Scott: I enjoy being made a fool of when I'm pleading for my country. It gives me a warm glow all over. Alexander Scott: Has anyone told you how good you look in that? Kelly Robinson: Why, no... Alexander Scott: Well, if they do, smack 'em in the face real fast, because they're not your friend. Kelly Robinson: Okay, Boy Wonder, you wanna get the collapsible batpole out of the glove compartment? Kelly Robinson: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.