"The Beverly Hillbillies"

"The Beverly Hillbillies" 7.3

1962-09-26(美国)| 喜剧 家庭| 美国
上映时间:1962-09-26(美国) 类型: 喜剧 家庭
国家/地区:美国 
获奖信息:美国电视艾美奖(1963年)   提名:4
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advertisement Milburn Drysdale: When I give my word, I expect you to keep it. Jane Hathaway: When the other little kids played hide and seek, Little Milby started his first business. Milburn Drysdale: Every kid had a lemonade stand. Jane Hathaway: He opened a pawn shop! Jed Clampett: Boy, I'm gonna give you 24 hours to clean up all this mess. Jethro: Aw come on, Uncle Jed. I'm gonna clean up. I'm gonna set this world on fire! Jed Clampett: You're gonna clean up alright. Everything. Or you're gonna end up with the seat of your britches on fire. Granny: Elly May done popped the buttons off her shirt again. Jed Clampett: Elly May carries herself proud with her shoulders throwed back. Granny: It ain't her shoulders that have been poppin' these buttons. [repeated line] Jed Clampett: Well doggies! Granny: Vittles! Jane Hathaway: Now, Chief, in all fairness to the employees, you do not display much holiday spirit. Milburn Drysdale: What do they want from me? I gave them half a day off on Christmas! Jane Hathaway: If you would only display a little generosity: a Christmas bonus, a few gifts! Milburn Drysdale: I refuse to commercialize Christmas just to kowtow to my pampered employees. Milburn Drysdale: Miss Hathaway, are you responsible for the employees of this bank referring to me as Ebeneezer Scrooge? Jane Hathaway: No, why do you ask? Milburn Drysdale: When I came through the lobby just now they all chanted in unison 'Here come da Scrooge! Here come da Scrooge! Jane Hathaway: Most places do something for their employees at this time of year. Milburn Drysdale: Well, I've given them Christmas Day off. Jane Hathaway: Chief, most banks even give a holiday bonus. Milburn Drysdale: I've already thought of that. Jane Hathaway: You have? Milburn Drysdale: Just this morning I said to myself, 'Milburn, you've got to give those loyal employees of yours a Christmas bonus.' Jane Hathaway: But, Chief, that's extraordinary! Milburn Drysdale: I thought so, too. Fortunately, a cold shower brought me to my senses. Jethro: [Jed and Jehtro are discussing a "fast" girl back in the hills] Uncle Jed, she handed me a big old sugar cookie, looked at me and said, "Jehtro, if you had a choice between that cookie and me, which one would you take". Uncle Jed, that's when I found out just how fast she was! [Jed leans in close to hear the rest of the story] Jethro: I had to run nearly a mile to get away from her with that cookie! Jed Clampett: [Disgusted] Jethro, some day me and you got to have a long talk. Jed Clampett: [Jethro has decided that he'd like to become a Bullfighter, and has asked Jed if they can get a bull, so he can practice. Jed presents the idea to Granny] Granny, I got a idea. Let's get us a bull. Granny: What? Jed Clampett: Now, hear me out. We been wantin' to have a good ol' fashioned barbecue. Granny: But, Jethro'll go to fightin' it! Jed Clampett: Not for long. 'Pears to me they ain't nothin' a man can get his fill of, faster, than scrappin' with a bull. Granny: Ain'tcha afraid he'll git hurt? Jed Clampett: Nahh. A good stout bull can take care o' hisself. Granny: Well, if there's one thing Jethro'd like better than fightin' it, it'd be eatin' it! Jed Clampett: This way, he can do both! [to Jethro] Granny: And how do we do that, Mr. Sixth-Grade Graduate? Widow Fenwick: [buxom elderly millionaress who wants Jed to come in with her as a business partner on a real estate development venture she calls Honeymoon Lane] I need a partner who will come into Honeymoon Lane with me. I have the license, and I have the heavy equipment. Jed Clampett: Well, ma'am, them's the kinda things a man likes to find out fer himself. Granny: How do you like yer possum, Lowell, fallin' off the bones tender or with a little fight left in it? Lowell Redlings Farquhar: [looking slightly nauseated] I'm really not hungry. Female Bank Robber Masquerading As "Doublenaught Spy" Recruiter: We'll never find another... BRAIN... like his! Male Bank Robber Also Masquerading: He's a double-zero if I ever saw one. Lafe Crick: Now, no more a' this chasin' after other girls. Can't no boy love TWO girls. Jethro: Well, that leaves out Essie Belle. She's about two girls and a HALF! Jed Clampett: When Mrs. Drysdale gets home she's gonna call the PO-lice! Jethro: No she won't. I gnawed the stump so it'd look like a BEAVER done it! Milburn Drysdale: [dictating a letter to Miss Jane] ... and furthermore, if you are late on your mortgage payment one more time you will be thrown out into the street... Jane Hathaway: Chief, she's eighty-five years old and in a wheelchair! Milburn Drysdale: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know... change that to read, you will be wheeled out into the street. Jed Clampett: [to an obviously revolted Mr. Drysdale] That's the thing about salted down possum, it's just as good the second day. Jed Clampett: [On Jethro's intelligence, or lack thereof] If brains was lard, that boy wouldn't have enough to grease a skillet. Dub Crick: [to his equally shiftless father Lafe Crick] I knew you'd be proud a' me... it's the most I ever stole. Jed Clampett: [bounces a golf ball on the kitchen table, thinking it's a "golf egg"] Strictly speakin', I don't think these are fresh laid.

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