约翰尼卡森今夜秀 (1962)

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约翰尼卡森今夜秀
  • 片       名约翰尼卡森今夜秀
  • 上映时间1962年10月01日(美国)
  • 导       演 Bobby Quin...Robert Ost...
  • 又       名The Tonight Show Starring Jo...

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  • Art Fern: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • How do you get there? Let me tell you friends, how do you get there! You take the San Diego Freeway to the Ventura Freeway. You drive to the Slauson Cutoff, get out of your car, cut off your Slauson, get back in your car, then you drive six miles till you see the Giant Neon Vice-Squad Cop. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [the night before the last show] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Johnny Carson: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Okay, all we have is tonight and tomorrow and then that's it. Boy, I haven't used that phrase since World War II. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Art Fern: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Hello there, feature-film freaks! Art Fern here, with today's fabulous feature find. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Art Fern: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Got no job? We don't care. Got a bad credit rating? We don't care. Got a prison record? We don't care. Don't expect to pay us? THAT'S when we care! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Art Fern: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Now back to our feature film! Woody Harrelson, Woody Allen, Woody Woodpecker, Woody Herman, Herman Munster, and Dumpo the Wonder Pigeon, in "Heidi Suffers an Estrogen Avalanche." 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • George Gobel: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Aunt Blabby: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You know, I've been depressed lately. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ed McMahon: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Depressed? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Aunt Blabby: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Long pause] Yes, depressed! Why do you repeat everything? I can go to Taco Bell for that! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [from his last show - May 22, 1992] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Johnny Carson: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [from his last show - May 22, 1992] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [referring to his family in the audience and the death of Rick, his other son, in a car crash] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Johnny Carson: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It would have been a perfect evening if their brother Rick had been here with us, but I guess life does what it's supposed to do and you accept it and go on. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [from his last show - May 22, 1992] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [referring to remarks made that week by Vice President Dan Quayle, about single mothers and the TV show "Murphy Brown"] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Johnny Carson: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I really want to thank him for making my final week so fruitful. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [from his last show - May 22, 1992] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Johnny Carson: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • And so it has come to this. I am one of the lucky people in the world. I found something that I always wanted to do and I have enjoyed every single minute of it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [last lines of show] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Johnny Carson: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You people watching, I can only tell you that it's been an honor and a privilege coming into your homes all these years to entertain you. And I hope when I find something I want to do and think you would like, I can come back and 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [you will be] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Johnny Carson: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • as gracious in inviting me into your homes as you have been. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [last lines from his last show - May 22, 1992] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Johnny Carson: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I bid you a very heartfelt good night. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [from his "What Democracy Means To Me" monologue - September 11, 1991] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Johnny Carson: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • To me, democracy means placing trust in the little guy, giving the fruits of nationhood to those who built the nation. Democracy means anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Karnack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Holding the envelope to his head] Shogun. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ed McMahon: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Shogun. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Karnack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Opening envelope] What's the first thing you do when you hold up a liquor store? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Ed Ames has thrown a tomahawk across the stage, hitting a painting of a cowboy straight in the "crotch". The entire studio erupts in hysterical laughter] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Johnny Carson: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I didn't even know you were Jewish! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [uproarious laughter continues] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Ed is laughing to himself] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Karnack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [annoyed] Karnack is attempting to divine an answer and you're sitting here, giggling. May I have silence, please? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ed McMahon: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Of course. You've had it many times before. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [repeated line] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Johnny Carson: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [when guests talk too much] Exactly what time did I lose control of this show? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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