A Chinese woman and her father illegally enter San Francisco to marry her fiance. While in San Francisco, she meets another man and falls de...更多>
Policeman: So where are you folks from? Mei Li: The East.
: Oh, New York, huh? Dr. Li: Further east. Mei Li: You smell good. You wear incense to scare away evil spirits? Linda: Oh no, to attract them! Wang: You've been going to U.S. citizenship classes for five years, and the only thing you can tell me is "this is not China!". Madame 'Auntie' Liang: Who robbed you? What did he look like? Wang: I don't know. All white men look alike. Wang: [as Wang San runs from his brother's bedroom] Wait! Why aren't you in school? Wang San: It's Saturday! Wang: Always excuses! Wang: [Cursing the newspaper editor for not publishing his "Letter to the Editor"] Son of a turtle!