Carol Templeton: You kissed me and I was thrilled! Jerry Webster: A kiss? What does that prove? It's like finding out you can light a stove. It doesn't make you a cook. Jerry Webster: Okay, so I've sewn a few wild oats. Carol Templeton: A few? You could qualify for a farm loan! Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: I'm the king of the elevator. Doctor Linus Tyler: Just what the world needs, a good 10-cent drunk! Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: And as Dad always said, "A man who can't be bribed can't be trusted." Jerry Webster: Isn't it comforting to know that you can trust me? Carol Templeton: Think he'll like it? Millie, Carol's Secretary: Well if he doesn't, he's been taking the wrong kind of chemicals. Jerry Webster: No, I find him very intriguing... in a man-to-man sort of way.