As Sadie Hawkins Day approaches, Daisy Mae hopes to win the hand of Li'l Abner by catching him in the traditional race. A senator comes to v...更多>
Mammy Yoakum: I has spoken. Daisy Mae: Why it's the Bar Harbor Scraggs. Romeo Scragg:
Yeah, they've been barred from every harbor in the country.
Mayor Daniel D. Dogmeat: Romeo Scragg, do you claim to be Daisy Mae's kissin' kin? Romeo Scragg: Yes, and that's the whole trouble. Mayor Daniel D. Dogmeat: Trouble? Romeo Scragg: Yeah, I'd like to kiss her, but I don't think I kin! Gen. Bullmoose: [talking about Appassionata von Climax] She works for me. She gets a salary, She sorts of lives with me. Li'l Abner Yokum: [to Appassionata von Climax] Really? Does that mean you gets bed and board, ma'm? Appassionata Von Climax: Extremely! Sen. Jack S. Phogbound: I'll bet you were wondering what I've been doing up there in Washington, D.C. these past eighteen years. Mammy Yoakum: We didn't care, as long as you was there and we was here! Gen. Bullmoose: Appasionata, you should have been here an hour ago! Why are you so late? Appassionata Von Climax: I had to make up. Gen. Bullmoose: Your face? Appassionata Von Climax: No, with the chauffeur... we had a fight! Gen. Bullmoose: [to his cronies] Remind me to fire that chauffeur! Mammy Yoakum: [talking about going to the city] You gals are going to have to go through a before-marriage custom called *engagement*. Moonbeam McSwine: Engagement, what's that? Mammy Yoakum: That's the part before the gal says "Shore do!" and the preacher says "Go, too!" Moonbeam McSwine: How long this engagement thing last? Mammy Yoakum: Sometimes a whole month. Moonbeam McSwine: A whole month? What are they, insecure? Available Jones: [being introduced to Gen. Bullmoose] Well, howdy General! Welcome to Dogpatch. I'd say "what's your pleasure?", but I see you done brought it with you. [Looks directly at Appasionata] Daisy Mae: [about growing old and unmarried] I looked in the mirror this morning and most of my good years are gone. Marryin' Sam: I guess you're right. After all, you is pushing eighteen. Mammy Yoakum: Is you inferring you has money? Earthquake McGoon: Lady, I is filthy with it. Mammy Yoakum: Mister, you is filthy without it.