Eugene and Rick are two struggling artists who share apartment. However, Rick has problems with that, because Eugene is obsessed with pulp f...更多>
Mrs. Muldoon: Remember, any more noise and you're going to be using the curb for a pillow.
Mr. Murdock: You see that little window back there, boy? Eugene Fullstack: Yes, sir. Mr. Murdock: Open it a little, then jump. Abigail 'Abby' Parker: You told him to kiss me? Rick Todd: Lady, if I'd known he was going to kiss you, I wouldn't have sent a boy to do a man's job. Abigail 'Abby' Parker: [slap] That's for the man. You can tell him the job's filled. Eugene Fullstack: No, I'm not cute. They wanted to have me drowned when I was born, but the SPCA stopped them. Abigail 'Abby' Parker: Well, that was uncalled for. Rick Todd: I could've sworn I heard you call. Mr. Murdock: Sixty-two pages of drawings and no blood? Not even an itsy-bitsy nosebleed? But suffering catfish, do you call this a Murdock Book for Kiddies with no stranglings, with no decapitations? Where are they?