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      柯特.杰斯特 (1956)

      • 美国
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      • 冒险  喜剧  家庭
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      柯特.杰斯特

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      • King: You spent some time in the Italian court? Hawkins: Why, yes. What better place to court Italians? Fergus: I'm Fergus the Ostler. Hawkins: Whogus the Whatsler? Griselda: I'm Griselda. Hawkins: Gri-who-lda? Hawkins: A jester unemployed is nobody's fool! Hawkins: I was battered and bruised but the king was amused and before the siesta he made me his jester and I found out soon that to be a buffoon was a serious thing as a rule! For a jester's chief employment is to kill himself for your enjoyment, and a jester unemployed is nobody's fool! Hawkins: I am prepared to make a statement: When I was a lad I was gloomy and sad as I was from the day I was born. When other babes giggled and gurgled and wiggled, I proudly was loudly forlorn. My friends and my family looked at me clammily, thought there was something amiss: when others found various antics hilarious all I could manage was this [looks at his hands] Hawkins: or this [gives a small smile] Hawkins: or this [gives a short giggle] Hawkins: or this [gives a weird giggle/whimper] Hawkins: . My father he shouted, "he needs to be clouted, his teeth on a wreath I'll hand him!" My mother she cried as she rushed to my side, "You're a brute and you don't understand him!" So they sent for a witch with a terrible twitch to ask how my future impressed her. She took one look at me... and cried, "He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, *HE*! What else could he be but a jester?" A jester? A jester? A funny idea, a jester. No butcher, no baker, no candlestick maker, and me with the look of a fine undertaker impressed her as a jester? But where was I to learn any comical turn? It was not in a book on a shelf. No teacher to take me, to mold me and make me a merryman, fool or an elf. But I'm proud to recall that in no time at all, with no other recourses but my own resources, with firm application and determination... I made a fool of myself!" Hawkins: I started to travel to try to unravel my mind and to find a new chance. When I got to Spain it was suddenly plain that the field that appealed was the dance. The Spanish were clannish but I wouldn't vanish and learned every step they had planned. The first step of all wasn't hard to recall, 'cause the first step of all is to stand. And stand. And stand. And stand... Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right? Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace! Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace? Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • : A flagon...? Griselda: With the figure of a dragon. Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon. Griselda: Right. Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle? Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true! Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true. Griselda: Just remember that. King Roderick: The Duke. What did the Duke do? Hubert Hawkins: Eh... the Duke do? King Roderick: Yes. And what about the Doge? Hubert Hawkins: Oh, the Doge! King Roderick: Eh. Well what did the Doge do? Hubert Hawkins: The Doge do? King Roderick: Yes, the Doge do. Hubert Hawkins: Well, uh, the Doge did what the Doge does. Eh, uh, when the Doge does his duty to the Duke, that is. King Roderick: What? What's that? Hubert Hawkins: Oh, it's very simple, sire. When the Doge did his duty and the Duke didn't, that's when the Duchess did the dirt to the Duke with the Doge. King Roderick: Who did what to what? Hubert Hawkins: Oh, they all did, sire. There they were in the dark; the Duke with his dagger, the Doge with his dart, Duchess with her dirk. King Roderick: Duchess with her dirk? Hubert Hawkins: Yes! The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Douge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke! King Roderick: Curious. I... I... hm? What? What's that? All I heard was that the Duchess had a siege of rheumatism. She's 83, you know. Hawkins: What manner of man is Giacomo? Ha ha! I shall tell you what manner of man is he. He lives for a sigh, he dies for a kiss, he lusts for the laugh, ha! He never walks when he can leap! He never flees when he can fight (thud) oop! He swoons at the beauty of a rose. And I offer myself to you, all of me. My heart. My lips. My legs. My calves. Do what you will - my love endures. Beat me. Kick me. (kiss, kiss) I am yours. King Roderick I: What are you loo-loo-looing about? Hubert Hawkins: Oh, I'm not loo-loo-looing, Sire, I'm willow-willow-wailing. King Roderick I: All right, all right. Willow away, willow away. Hubert Hawkins: I'd like to get in, get on with it, get it over with, and get out. Get it? Ravenhurst: Got it. Hubert Hawkins: Good. Hawkins: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • After months of pleading for just this kind of action, what makes you think that anybody - anybody could make me reveal the identity of my confederate? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • Jean: Because they'd put you on the rack, crack your every bone, scald you with hot oil, and remove the nails off your fingers with flaming hot pincers. Hawkins: I'd... like to withdraw the question. King: Would you grant the king a little kiss? Jean: Oh, certainly, sire, and don't worry. They say it isn't catching. King: Oh, you are a little... catching? Jean: Just because it runs in the family doesn't mean that everyone has it. Kiss me, sire! King: Has it? Has what? Jean: Don't I please you, sire? King: Oh, yes, yes, but, eh, these brothers and cousins and uncles... Jean: And aunts. But let us not talk about their swollen, twisted, pain ridden bodies. Hold me, take me in your arms, tell me I am yours! King: But this, this uh writhing on the floor... Hawkins: Hawkins-Good stock. Good battle. Good-bye. King Roderick: Rules of Chivalry be hanged! Ravenhurst, take that nincompoop, and knight that nincompoop by noon tomorrow! Captain of the Guard: [Hawkins is being tested for Knighthood] He must scale a wall in full armor. [Hawkins is tossed over the wall] Captain of the Guard: Candidate passes! [later] Captain of the Guard: He must bring down a hawk in full flight. [a hawk with an arrow is tossed on the ground] Captain of the Guard: Candidate passes. Hawkins: But I didn't even shoo... Captain of the Guard: [shouts] Candidate passes! [later] Captain of the Guard: He must capture a wild boar with his bare hands. [a piglet comes out of a chute followed by sound effects of splashing in the mud] Captain of the Guard: He passes! Hubert Hawkins: Why be gloomy, cut off thy nose to spite thy face? Listen to me. A nose is hard to replace. [picking his weapon for the joust against Griswold] Hubert Hawkins: I'll take one of those, one of those, ooh, a couple of those. [he pauses and glances over at Griswold] Hubert Hawkins: I'd better take them all. Hawkins: [on training to become a jester] I'm proud to recall that at no time at all and with no other recourses but my own resources, with firm application and determination... I made a fool of myself! Princess Gwendolyn: [to Griselda] Remember, if he dies, you die! Princess Gwendolyn: If my father hears of this our necks will snap like twigs! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • Hawkins: Uh, like what? Princess Gwendolyn: Twigs! [she snaps again, putting the spell back in place and Hawkins to stop panicking] Hawkins: Twigs? Speak not of twigs when you look at an oak! Until tonight, my little sapling. King Roderick: Take the witch out and burn her! Princess Gwendolyn: Harm one hair on her head and I throw myself from the highest turret! King Roderick: Gwendolyn, you go too far. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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