Chasing pretty girls, blowing up a liferaft inside a submarine, virtually every sailor gag ever thought of, and a bunch of songs fill out th...更多>
Melvin Jones: Why, I was fighting Gene Tierney once, and... Al Crowthers:
Wait a minute! Don't you mean Gene Tunney?
Melvin Jones: [shouts] You fight who you want, I'll fight who I want! Naval Doctor: [Unable to find a heartbeat] Be a good boy now and tell the doctor where your heart is. Melvin Jones: You'll find out. I'm no stool pigeon. Melvin Jones: Excuse me, handsome. CPO Lardoski: Where do you get that handsome stuff? Melvin Jones: Didn't I hear that man call you a pretty officer? CPO Lardoski: [Growling] He said, "Petty officer." [Melvin sticks his tongue out at him behind his back] Lt. Saunders: Everybody should donate to the blood bank. What type are you? Melvin Jones: Oh, the quiet type. I go to bed at nine o'clock, see a movie now and then, read some books, play checkers... Lt. Saunders: No! I mean what kind of blood have you? Melvin Jones: Red. Melvin Jones: Why d'ya put the bandage on my hand before ya put the gloves on? Al Crowthers: So when you hit'm, you won't break your knuckles. Melvin Jones: Why don't you put some on my shoes so I won't wear them out from running away from him? Al Crowthers: How many fights have ya had all together? Melvin Jones: [Talking loudly in a punchy boxer's voice in order to frighten his opponent] Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah... [Al hits him'] Melvin Jones: When ya add 'em up together now, I had 101 fights. Al Crowthers: Yup! Melvin Jones: Oh, 101! I win 'em all but 100!