At the turn of the century, Duke and Chester, two vaudeville performers, go to Alaska to make their fortune. On the ship to Skagway, they fi...更多>
[Chester has the hiccups] Duke: Can't you suppress it somehow? Chester Hooton: Frighten me. Duke: I can't, I haven't got a mirror. Duke: Experience is the best teacher. Chester Hooton: Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh? Duke: Naturally, and I'm a Ph.D. Chester Hooton: I'll have a lemonade. [sees looks of surprise, snarls] Chester Hooton: In a dirty glass. Chester Hooton: Am I dead? Duke: I can't tell, you always look that way. Chester Hooton: Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all. Chester Hooton: As far as I'm concerned, this picture's over right now.